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So I ended up going away for a week instead of marking off any of the things on my to-do list over here, but I'll try and get stuff done this week

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Nellie's magical girl bad guy group are vampires because the natural enemy of a pitcher is a bat, send post

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My main experience with magical girls is Sailor Moon so as far as I know magical girls receive their magical girl powers from talking cats for the sake of fighting the Negaforce or other such poorly named dark entities. Admittedly i also never finished sailor moon either, been meaning to get back to it

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"And this here is my lucky fastball! I've always had it with me ever since I was a kid, after it hit me in the head!"

Ah, brain damage, now it all makes sense. She kept the baseball and everything, she always has it with her even though she doesn't play. Good for pelting though.

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"Magical girl? Fufufu, you'll think I'm magical once you see THIS!"

Nellie takes out an enormous binder (which seems to be several normal binders haphazardly stapled together), and as she starts flipping through the pages it's full of random collectors items; baseball cards, cereal box tops, some pressed flowers, an original page of whatever the magical girl universe equivalent of Garfield is, various autographs, more baseball cards, leaves, bottle caps, many commemorative photos, even more pictures of Peder the centipede, celebrity hair, postage stamps, newspaper clippings, all sorts of things with seemingly no rhyme or reason as to how they're categorized.

"Look at all these treasures! That's the real magic! I found this one on the ground at the bus station the other day!"

She found a card on the ground while the bus station was being attacked by monsters, which she was in the process of beating up. She might be a hoarder. And she might be insane, for that matter.

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There are two modes:

Quirky weirdgirl who acts like a theater kid. Will show you her pet centipede (his name is Peder, like Peter with a d). Doesn't seem physically active at all outside of whatever weird activity-of-the-day she seems to have gotten in her head

"Oh, that's a baseball." Magical Girl Pitcher

Her name is Nellie, most people call her Nels.

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I still need to watch madoka. I like the little Mew-looking guy

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I don't even like baseball but the idea of a baseballer magical girl is very amusing to me. I guess she'd have to have a bat too but honestly I think I prefer the pitcher's side, bats are more the Trailblazer's thing.

Even funnier thought, she's not even a jock, she's a scrawny nerd who just likes watching sports, but one magical girl transformation sequence later and she's got the throwing arm of a god and the bat swing of Adam West.

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At first I was like "magical girl who hard-panics and just throws anything that's on-hand at any and all threats" but then I went "okay but what if she's a pitcher though and it's like she still throws stuff but it's out of cool not out of panic"

Fun little glimpse into my monkey brain

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Magical girls...

A magical girl could be fun, maybe I'll join the bandwagon. This isn't just a Fate blog I swear-

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"Welcome to Saw-con! Hope you have a great time, enjoy your stay."

"Sawcon deez nuts. Fucking gottem."

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I'm such a fuckin loser nerd (I say this in a funny way not a self deprecating way)

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During one of the very first tests of proper TV technology as we might know it, they needed really heavy makeup to up the contrast and make the image more visible, and they were like "okay how do we get someone who won't complain about spending hours in extremely bright hot lighting wearing clown makeup", and so they got their perfect actor to take the stage - a puppet that was eventually affectionately dubbed Stooky Bill, the first TV star. I hope he was paid appropriately for his performance

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New servant idea: some kind of TV Caster, and then work in Stooky Bill somehow because I think he's funny

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Yeah this should be good.

Alright, NSFW Sideblog is go, no more NSFW on the main @crematorydesire blog, it all goes here. RP and asks, whichever comes first. Preferably RP, but also any OC smut asks will be done here instead of my real smut blog from now on.

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Yeah this should be good.

Alright, NSFW Sideblog is go, no more NSFW on the main @crematorydesire blog, it all goes here. RP and asks, whichever comes first. Preferably RP, but also any OC smut asks will be done here instead of my real smut blog from now on.

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What would be a good name for it... fuck it I'll just use a vaguely suggestive sounding synonym for "hot" and keep the desire part, make it mean the same thing just with a connotation