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the haters only hate me bc i’m gansey-maxxing more than them (i’m in rural wales in a house next to a graveyard)

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the most justified crashout to ever occur in the history of time and space???

everytime i see a matilda wormwood edit (which is kinda often), i get reminded of how valid ss!eriks crashout was. like wdym your child looks identical to your sister who doesn’t speak to you anymore. wdym you watched your child die who has the same face as your sister and you have to feel the lives of both of them fade. wdym your sister picked ur bald ex boyfriend and you see her face everywhere

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rip matty winchester you would’ve loved maxolotl

watching supernatural solely so i can read @ingydarwp's curs in the weeds and relate to matty winchester's beef with his older brothers

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in 2023 i started writing DS, lost all my wifi for nearly a month and my dad got heart failure.

in the big ‘25, i begin the next section of DS AND MY GRANDMA IS NOW DYING??

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winchester brothers x lynch brothers crossover where sam is declan, dean is ronan and matty is matthew

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people want a reason to hate me so bad that they're making stuff up 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ guys you're allowed to hate me for no reason if you want—you don't have to create headcanons and fan theories

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3/4 of my OCs are very picky about how you say and/or spell their names and i think that is my childhood rage shining through tbh

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i want to live in a hole underground where i cannot consume any media or blue light and all i can do is dig or stare at the dirt walls and there are no random internet responsibilities and perhaps i would also become mute and adopt a dormouse

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if you make or condone making hatepages for literal children, you're a soulless piece of shit and i hope you get what's coming to you <3

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i love my little brother. that’s all.

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i’m often surprise

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genuine applause to my opps because managing to ruin my day in four seconds simply by existing is truly astounding. like ho we didn’t even interact. i just felt your menacing aura telepathically idk. bluetooth foes.

how do you do it? how can i do it?? teach me your ways.

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“herbert pocket isn’t real he can’t hurt you!!” said the mf english department. “he’s not relevant!! he would never come up!!”

he came up.

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i am THE 'anything but revision 🥀' final boss. i am the 'anything but revision 🥀' maxxer.

i've 'anything but revision 🥀'-ed so hard that i've become obsessed with the election of the new pope. i'm not even catholic. i'm just insane. wdym i got excited discovering that they've just released white smoke??

hobbies, clementine. hobbies.

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waking up everyday in gcse season feels like being reaped for the hunger games like should i kms before the other tributes (my exams) get me or should i accept my slow and painful death??

choices choices 🤔

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looking out at the crowd rn and my eyes lock onto a specific individual...

the struggle of considering about introducing an oc with a niche and unused faceclaim i took ages finding, is the risk of copycats saying they had thought about using her for ages, or the actor litteraly finding me because she lives an extremely normal life now.

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tumblr notifs are so ominous like wtf do you mean: “*insert name’s* just posted. you’re a big fan of them. we can tell.”

STOP THAT’S CREEPY.