ciarahanna20: A friendly hello from your neighbors! We hold book club meetings on Thursday’s and invite you to bible study every time we see you grabbing the news paper on the front lawn! Come join us for dinner tomorrow night! I’m making my famous lasagna!
awstenknight: YOU MAY BE JOKING BUT THESE ARE MY ACTUAL REAL LIFE GOALS, LET ME BE YOUR BASIC ASS SUBURBAN LUV
The Saga of Darren Shan? What’s that? *kicks 12 books into the closet and locks the door* Cirque du freak? hahaha never heard of it, Larten who? *pushes pretentious clothing under the bed* G-Gavner Purl? *stuffs elephant underthings in a drawer* Uh, no… Kurda Smalt? *hides map paraphernalia and cartography set* Who the fuck is that? Is this an interrogation or something? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!