crimeperfected

[crimeperfected]

“ BANG!! ” says gun. “ OUCH!! ” says man.

[crimeperfected]

⸺ a true stranger in this world.

[crimeperfected]

Mus h I tar o

[crimeperfected]

idk we shall see.....

[crimeperfected]

back on my oguri loving hours to say he’s so cute and deserves to be happy and cherished

[crimeperfected]

Random Oguri Party

[crimeperfected]

Some old guriguri

[crimeperfected]

killmoral‌:

He was tired of everything and just wanted to sleep, but Ango also wanted to spend time with Oguri for once. It felt like forever since the last time he even gotten close to the other, so his natural reaction to when seeing Oguri was to wrap his arms around him without a word. Face pressing into his neck, Ango wasn’t overly the one for being affectionate if he could help it but right now? He didn’t care.  “Hi.” A soft mutter came out not bother to look up, “you feel so..nice.”

There had been something he was planning on saying—something trivial and needlessly dramatic about occultism or something—but he’s already forgotten what it is when Ango wraps him into a hug wordlessly. He can practically feel the exhaustion emanating from the other, and he lets out an annoyed—only for show, of course; there’s no genuine annoyance there—huff.

“And you feel heavy and tired,” he murmurs, pressing a gentle kiss to Ango’s temple with a fond little smile.

[crimeperfected]

feel free to send birthday asks for me to get to after work!!

someone’s a BIRTHDAY BOY today

[crimeperfected]

someone's a BIRTHDAY BOY today

[crimeperfected]

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Pablo Neruda, Love: Ten Poems (via books-n-quotes)

[crimeperfected]

oguri deserves to be held and loved

[crimeperfected]

i can’t trust that.

[crimeperfected]

oh god when oguri gets animated he'll have a voice i'm

[crimeperfected]

popular text posts + ask memes

❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

[crimeperfected]

son boy's birthday is the 14th,,,,

[crimeperfected]

We argued so many times, it was ingrained in my cells…