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mmm just do it yolo

How much would you hate me if I wrote a "Life As We Know It" AU with Penelope and Luke being the godparents of Spencer's child who can't stand each other and end up having to raise that child? .....before you answer let me remind you.... the actual parents of that child die. Bye.

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Luke: *to Penelope* Stop being so mean to me or, I swear to God, I’m going to fall in love with you.

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You should worship at my throne, Luke Alvez. Oh, but I do. I do! You know I do.

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i just wanted to see penny talk to luke in french and him just fall more in love with her

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criminal minds 6x18 “lauren” reimagined

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AU- Luke is the boss and Penelope is his live-in assistant/ secretary

Warnings- Extremely fluffy and implied smutt

(if anyone wants to add onto this they can! i’d love to see what y’all would come up with and i hope it inspires others for their story’s)

He was finally starting to realize what Penelope meant by him being an extreme introvert. He never threw company Christmas parties but this was the first year he had Penny-.... Penelope as his new assistant.

“Luke I’m doing this party with or without your permission” she said sitting down on the couches he had in his, well their office. “You don’t even have to come although it would be nice if you did.”

“Penelope there’s no need for a Christmas party. That’s just gonna be more of a mess that I’ll have to arrange to get cleaned up.” Luke finished as he signed his last piece of paperwork for the night.

“You are a total introvert that’s why you don’t want to have one.” she crossed her legs with a huff.

He chuckled slightly to himself thinking of how open she was about everything. If he was being honest he really liked that about her. She was the only assistant that stayed more than three months with him because she was the only one who knew exactly how to handle him.

He looked over at her talking to another assistant named Spencer. For some reason he was upset she wasn’t over here talking to him, after all she did end up doing all this without his permission.

She looked stunning in the tight red dress. He already saw it because she made him go with her to pick something fancy out. It hugged her curves in all the right places. The black strap heels gave the outfit the perfect appeal. She wore a beautiful diamond necklace that he bought her for Christmas, she almost didn’t take it because she thought it was too much. Her hair was waved up nicely around her dropping down to her mid/ upper back.

Looking at her was making all the inappropriate thoughts flow through his head again but this time it was harder to keep himself under control. He wanted to grab her hair as he rolled his hips against her, making her watch them in the big mirror placed in front of his bed. He wanted to hear her tell him it was too much as he made her go for another orgasm. He wanted to taste the sweat off her as he pounded into her over and ov-

“Luke you can’t make friends if your standing here alone.” she said coming up to his side.

“There’s too many people.” he mumble as he drank the last of his scotch.

“Well I’ll give you an escape because I wanted to give you your christmas present.” she said looping her arm through his pulling him towards the elevator.

She opened the door to the office and went through her desk pulling out a black velvet box. She shoved it into his chest with a big smile on her face.

He took it from her and opened it. His face light up. It was the watch his late father had worn when he was younger.

“H-how did you find this I’ve been looking everywhere...” he stuttered.

“I’ve actually had it for a long time and just recently overheard you talking about it so I thought I’d get it fixed up for you.” she smiled.

He wrapped his arms around her waist and hugged her tightly. He felt her put her arms around his neck lightly scratching at the back of his hair.

“ Thank you so much Penny.” he whispered putting his forehead onto hers closing his eyes.

He lowered his lips onto hers. It sent a shock down his spine when he felt her lips move against his in a slow but passionate manner.

Penelope Garcia could throw as many Christmas party’s as she wanted if it meant he could keep kissing her like this.

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debating on what fanfic i’m gonna write gejdhsj promise i’m not dead😀🤚🏻

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coming on here to say i miss garvez

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can’t get over the fact that kirsten said AND I QUOTE “ Luke Alvez and her are definitely shacked up. Making out and then some.”

hdkfhekdhek please

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WARNINGS: smut, teasing, overstimulation

Teasing. He loved doing it to her but hated when she did it to him. She always tries but in the end she fails.

She pulls against the handcuffs as his fingers slowly make his way down her body. He started at her neck giving her a light kiss before he moved his fingers down towards the valley of her breasts. He circled both her hard peaks then continued his decent.

When he got to her stomach he placed small, light kiss all over her. She was always so soft and she always smelled like coconuts. He drew patterns on her till he heard he beg him to keep going.

His fingers finally made it to her core he traced over it slightly just because he wanted to hear her whimper and feel her squirm.

Oh he loved it. Loved to see her pleading eyes. Loved to hear her beg. Loved to feel her move so she could try to get more friction. He loved it the most when he would hear those handcuffs tug against the bed frame.

“Please Luke..” she whispered so gently he probably could’ve made it up. “Please.”

“You need to be patient Penelope.” he says as he lays his head against her thigh, feeling it tremble slightly as he continues to trace her sex.

After teasing her for a few more minutes he finally gives her what she wanted and slips his finger into her folds. He watched her as she lets out and breathy moan and tugs against the handcuffs once more.

She moans loader when he enters a second and third finger inside her. He nips at her thighs giving her small marks that she’ll be able to hide.

“L-Luke..” she moans as her legs begin to shake. “I’m gonna-“ she cuts off as she hits her climax, letting out a load moan.

He doesn’t stop as he moves his finger through her orgasm. Her legs still shaking, he looks up to see her hands holding tightly against the handcuffs and her head fall back. He smirks kissing her thigh once more.

He starts to move his fingers fast earning himself another moan from the woman. Her moans started to become louder and more frequent. He knew she was close again.

She came with a whimper while arching her back but he still didn’t stop. This was something else he loved to do. Overstimulation. He loved when she would hit her limits and he would still keep going. Loved seeing her hit her high over and over again till she couldn’t take it.

He continued to finger her while reaching over to the nightstand to pull out a black vibrator. He licked his lips as he turned it on placing it against her quivering core.

“This.. is too... much” she lets out another breathy moan. He doesn’t listen to her as he continues to move his fingers inside while he uses his other hand to place the vibrator against her clit. Her legs start to twitch and she lets her head fall back once again. He watches her eyes roll back as he presses the vibrator harder onto her

“Oh God Luke.” she moans once again. “Please it’s too much.”

“Not yet Penny.” he whispers moving his head up to her stomach giving it small kisses like he did before.

She comes again this one hitting her harder than the first few ones. Her whole body trembles. He finally withdraws his fingers and the vibrator from her. He licks his fingers off while putting the toy on top of the nightstand.

“ I love you Pen.” he says as he reaches up to let her out of the handcuffs.

“ I love you too Luke.” she says as she reaches for him pulling him into her.

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hey guys hope y’all voted for biden cause i didn’t plan on losing my rights at 17 lol

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BYE! DEREK AND PENELOPE ARE LITERALLY THE FLIRTING HISTORY AND ENGLISH TEACHER.

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“Please don’t cry.” Luke says trying to comfort his 2 year old daughter. He was supposed to be watching her while his wife took his daughters twin brother to the store with her.

“I’m sorry baby I didn’t see you.” He tries again trying to make her stop before Penelope got home.

“ I tell.” the little girl let’s out in between sobs.

Luke pinches the bridge of his nose trying to think of a way to forgive him.

“What about if daddy lets you have ice cream for dinner?” He says silently begging for her to take up the offer.

Penelope was very protective over them and anything that happened under his watch, even if he didn’t do nothing, was always his fault.

“What’d say Iz?”

“NO I TELL!” she yells at him running out of the kitchen into the living room.

It’s like his daughter had spidey senses because here comes Penelope with they’re son in tow.

“Mommy, daddy step on toe!” Iz tattles to her mother.

“Awe come here baby!” She says as she swoops her daughter in her arms. “I’ll never let daddy watch you again.”

“I didn’t see her because she was standing right behind me! It’s not my fault!” He pleads.

She shoots him a glare that basically tells him no funny business for tonight. Luke sighs, but not in defeat because she never holds that up.

“ Next time I’m watching José and you can take Iz.” He says with a slight smirk on his face.

“Or, here’s a good thought, I’ll watch them both while you go to the store.” She says with attitude in her tone.

He comes up behind her putting his hands on her shoulders.

“Or, here’s a good thought, we hire a babysitter and have the night to ourselves.” He whispers in her ear. He can feel her shiver slightly and he can hear her breathe hitch.

“Okay.”

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“What?”

“You didn’t know?” Emily asked, turning to Penelope confused.

“No he failed to mention that he chase an Unsub ALONE.” She said looking at Luke with wide eyes.

“Penelope I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want you to freak out.” Luke tries, but fails, to defend himself.

“Well now I’m gonna freak out even more because you DIDNT tell me!” She counters.

Luke pinches the bridge of his nose between his his fingers. He didn’t want her to worry about him especially now that she started to refuse bed rest.

“Oh don’t go getting all frustrated because I worry about you Luke!” slowly starting to raise her voice “I mean it would be nice if you told your eight month pregnant girlfriend that you want to say fuck it and go by yourself!”

“Please Penelope don’t get mad your gonna make yourself go into labor” he begs.

JJ chuckles quietly with Emily while watching the couple bicker. She never could figure out why they always fought but it was amusing so she didn’t care.

“Do not tell me what to do Luke you should start worrying about where your gonna be sle-“ she stops when she feels liquid trail down he legs.

“Kitten are you okay?” Rossi asks, noticing the sudden stop.

“I- uh my water just broke...” Penelope mumbled so low barely anyone could hear her.

“Pen?” Luke asks starting to stand from where he was sitting. “Pen are you okay?”

“My water broke.” She says louder.

Luke freezes, not moving, not even breathing. He just stands there like a statue.

“We should um go.” She starts to walk when a contraction rips through her.

Rossi pats Luke’s back to get him out of his trance. Luke hurries to Penelopes side, helping her leave to their car.

“This is your fault, if you would’ve told me I would not be in labor.”

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