#incorrect criminal minds

[spencestiel-michelle]

Reid: seriously, Y/n, i don’t want you to be the one going in there undercover. 

Y/n: i’m sorry. do you want to put on the dress instead and go in there yourself?

[lilliejareau]

emily: how do i become a farmer? like do i apply somewhere or do i just start digging?

derek: girl what??

[incorrect-ralvez]

Hotch: I’m telling you, my team is competent.

Emily, rushing in: Hotch! Derek tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

[noalarmssnnosurprises]

(serious conversation about the case)

JJ: Can I sit on your lap?

Emily: There is an empty chair.

JJ(kicks the chair) no there isn't

[blackhillfilmss]

Y/N: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Emily: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Penelope: Socks are Feetie Heaties

JJ: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Spencer: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Derek: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Y/N: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Hotch: *annoyed* You’re all disappointments

[amybaulover]

Hotch: Why is Emily curled up in a ball on the floor sobbing?

Reid: She’s drunk.

Hotch: And?

Derek: And she heard that JJ is married.

Hotch: ...

Hotch: We’re literally at their wedding reception right now.

Penelope, sighing: We know.

[criminalmindsfanantic]

The Team hiding in a dark laundry room

Derek: Who else is hiding in here trying to listen to Mom and Dad’s convo?

Penelope: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

JJ: I'm in the washing machine.

Reid: I’m in the dryer.

Emily: I'm in the closet.

Penelope: We accept you Emily. <3

Emily: No I'm literally in the closet.

Penelope: Love is love. <3

[milfsincrime]

part one: pre therapy appt

jj: emily, why do we have marriage counselling booked this weekend? we aren’t fighting??

emily: oh i forgot about that. it’s for me and derek

jj: derek is not your wife

emily: we thought it would be fun to see how long it’d take the therapist to work out that we’re not married, i’m a lesbian, and all the problems are fake

[91-1lover]

Hotch: Yesterday, I heard Reid ask "Are you sure this a good idea? " and Emily said "Trust me"

Hotch: I have never move so quickly from one room to another

[spncrluvr]

Emily: roll your sleeves down

Spencer:

Emily:

Spencer: i-

Emily: you look like a slut

[demonicbaby666]

Derek: How’d the doctors appointment go? Reid: Actually really well, she said I was super artistic. Derek: Kid… I think she meant- Garcia: Don’t you dare.

[spencestiel-michelle]

*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*

Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing. 

Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen. 

Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever. 

Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n. 

[lilliejareau]

derek: yo reid, remember when JJ and will made out and prentiss just stood there and stared at them the whole damn time?

spencer, smirking: i remember.

emily: i was happy for them.

derek: girl, you looked at them like they hanged your cat or something

emily: yeah, no, we’re done here. *walks away*

rossi: see, derek? this is what happens when you remind people of their trauma. let her not-move-on in peace.

emily: i heard that!

[incorrect-ralvez]

Emily: We need to open this locked door. Rossi, give me your credit card.

Rossi: Here.

Emily, pocketing it: Thanks. Morgan, break down the door.

[jackiebuckley]

EMILY: ( texting Hotch , sends a voice message )

HOTCH: ( texting back ) is it urgent ?

EMILY: ( texting back ) no it can wait :D

LATER ON

HOTCH: ( presses play )

EMILY: ( on the voice message ) SO UM THERES A FIRE ——

[blackhillfilmss]

Hotch: why do I have to be the one to do this?

Penelope: because you’re the boss man!

Hotch *sighs*: 7 tickets for Barbie please

The team *except for hotch and Rossi*: YAYYYY!!