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Thanks for coming out guys! We are going to ROCK pub quiz night! #TeamEggplantrules #Teampumpkindrools #drunknerds #drunkcart #centralmarketpubquiz

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No, you go on without me. This wasn't my best idea. #drunkcart #intraining #pubcrawl #winning

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Caption me! I have been trying for weeks to come up with the perfect caption for this drunkcart sent to me by a friend/coworker, but find I am paralyzed by its perfection. Help a cart out! #drunkcart #helpineedsomebody

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Pregaming at Central Market! #fancy #craftbeernotcrapbeer #drunkcart

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"What's that? Yeah, I spent the night out here. Couldn't find my key and didn't want to wake you. This shrub kept me company and the curb is more comfortable than it looks. Can you ask that construction crew to keep it down?" #drunkcart #consideratedrunk #friendlyshrub (thanks @linda_pnv!)

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"All by myseeeeelllf, don't wanna be aaaall by myseeeeelllf anymore." #drunkcart #melancholydrunk #everyoneknowsone Thanks Sarah Wilson!

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Where am I? What year is it? The last thing I remember was that Office Max cart asking if I wanted to do shots then racing in the parking lot. #getoutofthewayyouredrunk #drunkcart #nevertrustofficemax (Thanks @jsuzysmith)!

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"WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!" "Hey wait guys! There's something I wanna try." #drunkcartcrowdsurfing #drunkcart #drunkcartrave (Thank you Erica Wilson!)

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"What? Creeping? Noooo, you see, I was out with some friends last night, and, well, I'm not sure what happened. There were a LOT of shots. Long story short, I ended up in your backyard. Could I trouble you for a cab?" #drunkcart #creepercart #notsodrunknowcanigohome (thanks @emmarieclark )

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Dad almost made it home before passing out in the front yard. #drunkcart #ohdad #badexample

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"My good man, to the next bar!" #drunkcart #drunksteve #drinkingbuddies

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Caption me! I have been trying for weeks to come up with the perfect caption for this drunkcart sent to me by a friend/coworker, but find I am paralyzed by its perfection. Help a cart out! #drunkcart #helpineedsomebody

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Pregaming at Central Market! #fancy #craftbeernotcrapbeer #drunkcart

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"What's that? Yeah, I spent the night out here. Couldn't find my key and didn't want to wake you. This shrub kept me company and the curb is more comfortable than it looks. Can you ask that construction crew to keep it down?" #drunkcart #consideratedrunk #friendlyshrub (thanks @linda_pnv!)

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"All by myseeeeelllf, don't wanna be aaaall by myseeeeelllf anymore." #drunkcart #melancholydrunk #everyoneknowsone Thanks Sarah Wilson!

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Shut up and take my money, @homegoods !

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"WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!" "Hey wait guys! There's something I wanna try." #drunkcartcrowdsurfing #drunkcart #drunkcartrave (Thank you Erica Wilson!)