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Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”

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so they released a few videos on how pokemon follow behind you in Pokemon Let’s Go and its like:

Venusaur jumping like a frog!! good stuff i can support this

Electrode just slowly rolls behind you, can’t ask for much from this round friend!

…then it cuts to Caterpie and just

IT CANT EVEN KEEP UP. I’M DEAD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS WORM

PICK IT UP OR SOMETHING AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE GAME CONSTANTLY SLOWING DOWN SO I DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GUILT OF LEAVING MY DEFENSELESS WORM BEHIND ME???

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do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

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I did a thing

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Nintendo guy 1: the next event theme should be…. gothic

Nintendo guy 2: cool but we don’t have any special animal crossing characters who are goth

Nintendo guy 1: yes we do. Lottie is goth.

Nintendo guy 2: what?

Nintendo guy 1: Lottie. Is. Goth.

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Drink up 😉

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Here’s to everyone fighting their own battles.

Here’s to every brave warrior.

Here’s to you.

Here’s to me.

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Me: Did you watch the new Ancient Magus Bride episode this Saturday?

Friend: Not yet, did anything exciting happen?

Me: Well for starters Chise and Elias spent their first night together but-

Friend: OMG WHAT!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! REALLY!!! PICTURES OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN I NEED PICTURES I DON’T CARE IF THEY’RE SPOILERS I NEED TO SEE THIS WITH MY OWN TWO EYES! OHMYGOD MY OTP AHHHH IS IT FINALLY CANON I CANT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT:D

Me:

Friend:…..what the fuck?!

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My Top 10 Animes of 2017

Well this year wasn’t better as for myself I somewhat had a life changing year. Let’s just start the new year of fresh.

1. The Ancient Magus Bride and My Hero Academia

2. Code Realize

3. Recovery of an MMO Junkie

4. The Royal Tutor

5. Attack on Titian

6. Blue Exorcist Kyoto Saga

7. Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid

8. Tsurezure Children

9. Kakegurui

10. Welcome to the Ballroom

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE

See you all soon

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… In the old times, people communicated with songs, and my spells take that form as well.                                                                                    Tonight, I’ll let my song blossom into something special.

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Me, a humble fisher in Pocket Camp: please i just need one horse mackerel for my-

The ocean: YOU WANT SQUID???? HERE’S 5 SQUID, GOODBYE

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The Signs as Animal Crossing Pocket Camp Things

Aries: Having a Communication Error

Taurus: Having a Communication Error

Gemini: Having a Communication Error

Cancer: Having a Communication Error

Leo: Having a Communication Error

Virgo: Having a Communication Error

Libra: Having a Communication Error

Scorpio: Having a Communication Error

Sagittarius: Having a Communication Error

Capricorn: Having a Communication Error

Aquarius: Having a Communication Error

Pisces: Having a Communication Error

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humanized ketchup bc she’s one of my favorites *_*