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cringefail3000 · 15 days ago

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i know the idea of 'hear me out' type posts is weird non-conventional attraction but i also have a fascination for the people whos 'hear me outs' are conventionally attractive characters from the most OBSURE media. like if you were asked to name a sexy character and your first thought is the girl from a mostly forgotten 1980s canadian animated scifi musical im gonna be way more intrigued by whats going on in your brain than if you had said like. the dragon from shrek yknow.

#SAGE LESATH FROM LAST LEGACY. I KNOW HE'S CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE HE'S FROM A DATING GAME.#really any of the love interests in last legacy... hehe... waow 😳🥵#last legacy got cancelled a few years ago when the company that hosted it on their app got bought by an even shittier company #so the devs left to make a different dating game (Touchstarved)#but last legacy holds a place in my heart. none like it. sage my beautiful stupid asshole who sometimes tries his best...

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cringefail3000 · 1 month ago

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han yoojins and sung hyunjes relationship progression, this is the light at the end of the tunnel.

#sorry it just uh... reminded me of something #jinjae #sctir

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cringefail3000 · 1 month ago

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Saying this on alt because I would NEVER say this on main:

Kinda crazy that the galaxy hates the more emotional parts of the crawler's lives to the point of telling them to go back to killing or shut the hell up... when I was a dsmp fan back in 2020/21. I was there (lurking) for lore streams I was there for L'Manburg, Manburg, POG2020 vs SWAG2020, the egg, Exile, Las Nevadas, "It was never meant to be", the fucking canon fanfic about Quackity and Wilbur, the syndicate, the prison, that fucking bit with Utah. I was there for fanfics like "Heat Waves" [shudders], "Passerine" (which is unmatched), and "Flowers From 1970" (WHICH IS GONE NOW UEUEUEUE). I KNOW HOW HUMANS REACT TO LORE SHIT. THEY EAT IT UP AND ASK FOR SECONDS (and thirds and fourths until the cow cannot give any more milk, and that's when they ask for meat...)

My point being. Galaxy a bunch of fakeass losers who can't get with the program of being grateful for softer moments in the crawl because I *KNOW* that real ones would be crying sobbing and developing parasocial relationships.

#dungeon crawler carl #cringe talks

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cringefail3000 · 1 month ago

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I know I said I wasn't going to be drinking tonight but man I'm missing last legacy like a mfer...

#last legacy #sage lesath

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cringefail3000 · 1 month ago

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The toasted marshmallow is Artemis and the orange baby is Cassandra! They are sisters and almost 3 years old!

Happy early birthday my girls!

#your cats are so pretty!#cat

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cringefail3000 · 2 months ago

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Hell yeah

NOT his name.

#detective beebo

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cringefail3000 · 2 months ago

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If making gacha videos taught me anything it's that the 3 second rule to read a speech bubble in a video was... really fucking useful...

#cringe talks #today i saw a video where characters had speech bubbles #but you couldn't read them because they were going too fast #it'd go from one speech bubble to a different one in like a tenth of a second #really let me know what would happen if i didn't follow that pacing mindset #no none of my gacha videos are still around <3 all of them have been deleted <3

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cringefail3000 · 2 months ago

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I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #had to reblog and add it to #dungeon crawler carl, you end up with #how dare you say we piss on the poor.

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cringefail3000 · 3 months ago

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