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don’t be a bully and go outside; it’s just fiction

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If you’re starting discourse saying klance is pedophilia because Keith is 18 and Lance is 17, you can unfollow me now. Please dont clog up the klance tag with this bullshit.

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When you ship two characters because you think they are cute together and could bring happiness to each other if they were a couple: :)

When you care too much about fictional character's relationships and harass other ppl ships saying it's pedophilia and they are going to hell: :(

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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

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Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

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the holy trinity of soft smiles directed at Lance

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Joseph: If you bite and you die; it's poisonous

If it bites you and you die; it's venomous

Amanda: What if it bites me and it dies?

Hugo: That means you’re poisonous.

Craig: What if it bites itself and I die?

Damien: It’s voodoo.

Brian: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Mat: That’s correlation, not causation.

Robert: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Mary: That’s kinky

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Reasons why Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator is very important

-Casual gay dads! Casual gayness! The storyline is written in the same way a hetero story would be written, with no fear or shame for being gay!!!!

-Character can be gay or bi. You choose in the beginning whether your deceased spouse was male or female, and you also choose whether your daughter was adopted or born to you. (via surrogate mother if you have a husband!)

-Story lines are not straight-forward. Especially certain characters. Sometimes you have to work harder to get the Dad of your Dreams

-Story is super realistic and wonderful. It’s so simple and yet magical.

-YOUR. RELATIONSHIP. WITH. YOUR. DAUGHTER. IS. AMAZING.

-I started the game knowing not much about Gothic lifestyles or wrestling or some stuff, but I have found that death is beautiful, being super healthy can be bad for you, people who are passionate about things are adorable, if you shit on someone’s passion, you belong in hell, and love can be very simple or atrociously complicated. 

-You can fall in love with anyone, even if you don’t necessarily have the same interests.

-Quality Dad Puns

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me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

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So, my employee literally stopped playing Final Fantasy XV because of his own homophobia.

If you ask this man about FFXV, he will go into a frothing rage about Prompto. About how he was so sick of the bromance, how he was just waiting on the blonde dude to ‘come out to Noctis’, and how annoying it was that Prompto was obviously in love with Noctis.

He gets legitimately angry over this. He blames it for ruining his gaming experience. He says that “if the cooking dude cooked hot dogs once”, he was going to burn the disc.

On the one hand, I feel bad that he couldn’t see past his own ridiculous homophobia long enough to enjoy the amazing characters and storyline.

On the other hand, I’m sort of smug watching his frustration when all my life I’ve had to deal with legitimate gaming frustrations like shoehorned romances and women being used for manpain, and his bigoted tears fuel my glee at his suffering.

On the third hand because fuck logic, I make sure to pitch FFXV to customers extra enthusiastically while said employee is present, just to see the rage start to simmer anew.

If Square Enix paid me on commission for the amount of Final Fantasy games I sell, I could afford a yacht. And I would call it the Recipeh and emblazon the side of it with Promptis fanart and then invite my employee for a ride on it, because fuck homophobia.

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Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

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me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

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