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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that
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This is as unhinged as this laptop soon will be
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not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.
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I hate when I tell people I'm into Comp Sci and programming and they go "ooh there's a lot of money there". I'm not DOING it for the MONEY I'm DOING it because I want to FUCK the COMPUTER!!!!
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Programming is so funny. It says
"ERROR: int can not be converted to a string"
And you're just like "oh, okay. *adds ".ToString()" to the end*"
"Alright that's okay ^w^"
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successfully troubleshooting a computer issue feels better than cumming. ON AVERAGE
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I've been learning to code at my new job and I work with a senior software engineer, who's a genius at this sort of thing.
But like an hour ago, he was in my office angrily murmuring, "what?! what?! what the hell?" over and over again as he furiously typed on my keyboard, trying to fix something in git.
and it's honestly very reassuring to know.
that whether you're a novice or an expert at coding... sometimes you just find yourself angrily swearing at the program for showing you the same error message a dozen times, asking why are you doing that, almost begging, really.
it was actually kinda funny, he sounded like he was about to start crying, which was literally me, two hours ago, when I initially asked him for help.
it's part of the human condition, I think, wrestling with computer programs and furiously typing in commands, only to be met with defiance.
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
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tech twitter : if u aren't a billionaire by 30 u are not gonna make it, if u aren't working for FAANG by 20 u aren't a real programmer, if u don't know everything that goes on in the computer don't even follow me
tech tumblr : oh u don't understand the "hello world" code? DM me I will personally guide u. yes here are some resources. im not a genius bcs I knew everything when I was 6...... everyone starts somewhere don't worry. 🥰
in conclusion I was shocked when I came here
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I'm really surprised I haven't seen this resource floating around in codeblr.
These contain roadmaps to on how to teach yourself pretty much any frontend/backend/software dev field.
Very snazzy website.
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it's been a while since I've coded in c but i could give it a try if you want
Hi! I am currently learning C and doing the Cs50 course and I really need some help, I can’t get my code to work, I’m only on the 1st week so it’s a tiny code but it’s not working for some reason, could u pls help me? I can’t find anything online about it 😩
Hiya 💗
I don't code in C so I wouldn't know how to help you properly. Hopefully someone can help this person!! Thank you 👍🏾
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