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Farmer Jim lets one rip!

Episode: "Day at the Dogs"

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The Englishman with an Englishman's brain, Farmer Jim--fresh out of the shower! One of my favorite scenes of one of my favorite Brassic characters.

Episode: "Parenthood" (s3e5)

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Good Ol' shirtless Farmer Jim, fresh out of the shower in Brassic's "Parenthood" (s3e5)

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Porter Ricks taking a shower in the 1996 version of Flipper.

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Paul Hogan as Porter Ricks in his shower scene in the 1996 film, Flipper.

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Poor Cardi's gotta use the toilet!

Episode: "The Ransom"

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Will Ferrell in Old School (2003)

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MobLand (TV Series) S1.E9 "Beggars Banquet" (2025) - Pierce Brosnan

Even before this episode, this show has gotten me finally lust after Brosnan.

On A Side Note: Geoff Bell, Toby Jones and Helen Mirren can all get a courtesy dick. Just saying.

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Vardell Duseldorfer farts on the set. His gas must be badass if he can command it to stay in place like that.

Brian Thompson, you can fart in my face any day of the week.

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Brian Thompson as Vardell Duseldorfer (or V.D. as they call him in this movie) in The Extendables.

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The Durrells (TV Series) - ‘Episode #3.4′ (2016) James Cosmo as Captain Creech

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The Lives of the Saints (2006) - James Cosmo as Mr. Karva 

Now that’s what a man should look like. Rugged with a touch of I’ll fuck you up!

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"I'm not gonna shoot you..."

Pat's about to take glorious revenge on Alan for "Just Sack Pat" by...well, the fact that Alan's stuck in the toilet like that should give you a good idea of what Pat wants to do to him. However, Alan manages to avoid that fate by the skin of his teeth.

*sigh* Surely I'm not the only one who would've liked to see Pat take a shit on Alan. Probably would've also given the opportunity to see Pat's ass. We sure got robbed here.

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Pat's about to take a massive and satisfying dump on Alan for the whole "Just Sack Pat" thing!

Sadly for Pat (and some of us), but fortunately for Alan, luck steps in and saves Alan's ass before he's forced to face the fury of Pat's ass.

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This scene in The Almighty Johnsons gives us Derrick, a reincarnation of Thor, in all his shirtless glory! And also his wonderful Norse butt.

Episode: "Typical Auckland God"

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In The Almighty Johnsons' "Typical Auckland God," viewers are treated to a shirtless Derrick (AKA Thor) and his nice norse cake.

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Derrick's (AKA Thor in this show) got some morning gas!