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being soft is not weak!!! kindness is not weak!!! being sensitive is not weak!!! being sympathetic is not weak!!! you can be soft and powerful!!! you are soft and powerful and kind and deserve love!!!

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on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready

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i have a completely normal relationship with dopamine btw

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Tagged by @mercurialkitty thank you 💕

Usurper, NXCRE ft The Villains

Masollan, Balmorhea

Ta Ta Ta, Bayanni ft Jason Derulo

I Want It That Way, Backstreet Boys

Florida!!!, Taylor Swift ft Florence + The Machine

Tough, Quavo ft Lana Del Rey

novocaine, Maggie Lindemann

Good Luck Babe!, Chappell Roan

Imaginary Friend, ITZY

2 hands, Tate McRae

As expected, my music taste is always all over the place, lol.

Tagging:

@rocktheholygrail @gloombby @lettersfromadreamgirl @muslimsonic @nappynapnaps @kkamala-khan @blooranje @rozowekwiatki @tuhainkahan @ailessai

Or anyone else that wants to do it.

Song Tag Game

Rules: Shuffle your repeat playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.

Tagged by @after-the-end-times, thank you!

Wave of Mutilation, Pixies

Lollipop, MIKA

Sugar, We're Goin Down, Fall Out Boy

Jump In the Line, Harry Belafonte

It's Time, Imagine Dragons

The Friendly Indiands - I know, You know - Curt Smith (Tears for Fears) Interpretation

No Children, The Mountain Goats

Wonderwall, Oasis

A Little Respect (Big Train Mix) Erasure

Go Your Own Way, Fleetwood Mac

I have no idea what this says about me.

Tagging:

@redrosydiaz, @after-the-end-times, @cassaloopa, @thefreakandthehair, @onirislanding

@finalmoondragon, @steddieas-shegoes, @wormdebut, @fortheloveofallthings, @mercurialkitty

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Harriet is sooooo ridiculous, she's like the vicious dog from that penguins to Madagascar short

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sometimes you just have to mess up so badly so you can cry in bed with a little bowl of soup while rewatching your favorite movies and then reinvent your entire identity

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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

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in the patient's chest cavity with my co-surgeon playing footsie with our scalpels and going omg stoppp lol

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

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God put me on this earth to not date anybody

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I mean

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my humor 2016