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crispys-corner · 6 months

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If I was president I would carbonate all of Lake Michigan. And then I would retire.

#196

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crispys-corner · 7 months

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Currently suffering from a disorder known as “the human condition”

#196 #feel like shit lately #i need to make friends and stuff

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crispys-corner · 7 months

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“Yeah, she took my name when we got married.”

—guy talking about his Faerie wife

#196 #fae #i thought this was a good joke #I came up with it all by my self :)#trans rights

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crispys-corner · 7 months

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IM ALIVE!!!!!!

#196 #tumblr thought my acct was spam bc I kept dming pics of my cats to people #but we are SO BACK BABY

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crispys-corner · 7 months

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Carl Jung is the astrology of philosophy and psychology

#196 #every Astrology Girl(not gender exclusive) i know eventually got super into jung #and whenever i talk about feeling down they say some bullshit like #that’s just your inner child in conflict with your shadow #no mfer it’s because im poor and fascism is happening

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crispys-corner · 7 months

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rule

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crispys-corner · 7 months

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im alive

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crispys-corner · 8 months

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Hey boss. Yeah, I can’t get to work today. Yeah it’s car trouble again.

#196 #trans rights #ducks!#little fellas!#creatures!

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crispys-corner · 8 months

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rule

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crispys-corner · 8 months

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hehehehe

#196 #i have the brain of a small child and the mental illness of faulkner character

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crispys-corner · 8 months

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materwelon (🍉)

shrumbo jimp (🍤)

wue blale (🐋)

cop porn (🍿)

#tag yourself #im shrumbo jimp

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crispys-corner · 8 months

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im like taln or Kaladin except my problems are comparatively meaningless and im not heroically facing them in defiance of the universe in a symbolic spectacle of the human condition. im just like guts except i don’t have any friends and ive already given up. im just like thorfinn except instead of escaping the cycle of violence i need to escape the cycle of being sad

#196 #stormlight archive #berserk #vinland saga #i genuinely cant keep living like this #i don’t know how many more days of this i have left in me #is there anybody out there

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crispys-corner · 8 months

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There’s this baseball player for the Seattle Mariners named Cal Raleigh, and his nickname is Big Dumper. They call him Big Dumper because he has a fat ass. Like baseball commentators will be like “here’s Raleigh stepping up to the plate, check out that behind. Really livin up to the Big Dumper name tonight.”

#196 #BIG DUMPER #sportsposting #he do got a big dumper tho

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crispys-corner · 8 months

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This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

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crispys-corner · 8 months

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So uh, this happened the other day. My dad teaches at a Catholic private school lmao

#196 #gay #trans rights #my dad is cool though #he’s an ally and knows im bi #and he’s like one of those old timey irish catholics that’s actually pretty progressive #but none of his coworkers or anything know about me #i mean except this guy i guess #we both agreed we didnt see each other

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crispys-corner · 8 months

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Oh hell yeah oh fuck yeah

#196 #hungryposting #the final picture is blurry but I was too hungy to take it again

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crispys-corner · 8 months

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Does anyone else yell panicked when they get woken up or am I insane. Like if I’m sleeping and someone tries to wake me up I’m always like nnAAAAAAAH OUGHHH

#196

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