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surely the conses wont quence

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if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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'No wonder I'm so respectless, I could eat you lot for breakfast'. The nerve to make this statement in front of two cannibal overlords.

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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Guys

They built him a whole new radio tower to come home to. They knew his dramatic ass was just off licking his wounds.

Charlie: We should have a nice room ready for Alastor when he gets back!

Lucifer: Ughh, fine. Just put it on the opposite end from me

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i need these

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Dogs are so funny like they understand hype. Other animals get freaked out but dogs get hyped.....

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the brush bronzewing is a small pigeon endemic to southern australia. shorter and stockier than it’s close relative, the common bronzewing, it shares the notable ‘rainbow’ iridescent pattern on the wings, found in both sexes. these birds feed primarily by foraging on the ground for seeds, berries, and insects. unlike many other pigeons, they do not congregate in large groups, and are often found as single birds or in pairs.

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fuck this shit imma just sit here

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OK not to be weird but why DO people give blowjobs

well

i hear having your dick sucked feels good

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shopping carts are pathetic little herd animals and when you don’t bring them back to their corrals after they’re done helping you they scream and cry and wail because they’re alone and scared and exposed to predators. you have the power to prevent this