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based on @aq2003's post :]

[video description: it's a rough sketch animation of percy de rolo from critical role. he is facing to the left, aiming his pepperbox down and in front of him. his expression is conflicted, and the sclera of his eyes are pitch black due to orthax's possession. as he talks, each line of his dialogue replaces cassandra's name on the barrel of the gun, the words bright red while he says them before fading to black. his hand begins shaking as he says, "did i even want revenge before i talked to you?" he raises the gun slightly. "did i?" he pauses for a moment, then lifts it until it is vertical by his head, his shoulders drooping. his expression is regretful as he realizes, "i don't remember anymore." /end description]

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How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

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i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

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i think the worst thing about the whole “anti-woke” culture is how it’s not only dumbing down people (folks are literally forgetting pronouns are an actual word class, an inseperable part of grammar and everyday speech) but also praising meanness and insensibility above all. it has managed to make malice and unkindness synonymous with factfulness and reason as if intelligence didn’t stem from emotions. as if feelings weren’t the very core of human beings. as if knowledge wasn’t achieved through passion, sympathy, and open-mindedness. as if the whole crux of this entire anti-wokeness movement wasn’t rooted in pure unadulterated emotion of hatred and hostility.

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(this hummus recipe also includes a recipe for dagga, a spicy/garlicky topping from palestine) (this is a link to a rotating list of gaza evac fundraisers)

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it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”

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Posted for the beauty and eloquence of this comment:

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

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lesbians enjoy pathetic male characters because we have an instinctive prey drive

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yeah im four years on elfstrogen i can commune with the forest pretty well but my ear points are still coming in. One of my buddys is on tuskosterone for becomi an orc

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Fall Out Boy: What if we had a figure of speech... but changed it slightly

Me: Oh yeah that's the good shit

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Easy Brown Butter Iced Espresso Cardamom Buns

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https://x.com/photomatt/status/1760647056597946851?s=46

CEO of Tumblr, Matt Mullenweg, has started openly harassing tumblr users on other platforms. This dude is actually incredibly scary and malicious and should not be involved with this website going forward. Theres just no excuse for this behavior.

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hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people