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Snap Back to Reality, OOPS- There Goes Gravity! (alt version under cut)

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If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

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my heart fell out while i was on a walk through the forest and it got covered in pine needles and then an osprey picked it up but she dropped it in the sea and the fish ate a hole straight through it before it was washed ashore and when i found it again chamomiles were growing in the cavity. i put it back inside of me and now the world seems stranger and more beautiful than ever

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in the sky, straight up "enjoying it". and by it i mean. heh. well let's jjst say. blue

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i just wanted to know if theres a button in a car that skips 30sec forward in a song but google keeps saying my car wants to kill me

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Oh fuck. One of them things found your trail cam.

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🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

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top 5 sexiest injuries:

-bruises

-bullet wound

-split lip

-nosebleed/broken nose

-stab wound

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ラブドール18歳

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変身できちゃいそうなコスメ

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2009

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2006

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guess who just cried in public bc of this song

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Alright kids say it with me

My thoughts don’t make me a bad person

My feelings don’t make me a bad person

My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it

Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions

The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions

There’s no such thing as a thought crime

thank u

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new species of deep sea squid discovered