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The Mighty Nein as textposts 34/???

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i keep seeing people talk about their bfs/husbands weaponizing incompetence to avoid grocery shopping or purposefully fucking it up. mine doesn't do that he'll shop on his own prerogative like an actually functional adult, his issue is he occasionally brings home a Cursed Item

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absolutely in love with how cute jester's look is in the comics

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“𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘵, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬? 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵?”

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Travis: I'm playing a journalist and he is extremely competent and has seen battle

Taliesin: I'm playing a journalist and he is the fanciest indoor cat who ever lived

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I’m going to scream.

It’s been THREE. YEARS.

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Jester, like everyone else in Exandria, can't cast Sending but she's gotten around it by simply forcing Artagan to physically go to her target and verbally relay the message, then come back with a reply.

The word limit still applies because Artagan is busy with everything going on and all and he can't remember more than roughly 25 words at a time anyway.

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Its Jester!💜

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Robbie Daymond is the new Tony Hawk

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Vex'ahlia: When I said "bring me something back from the beach" I meant more like a sea shell

Vax'ildan,struggling to hold a seagull: Well why didn't you fucking say so?!

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Hilarious cursed thought is that without Jester's help, Travellercon would've turned out like dashcon

it’ll be better because there’d be TWO ball pits 

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Jester: I created a god?!

The Traveler: You fucked up a perfectly good archfey is what you did. Look at me, I have anxiety.

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TravelerCon prediction

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There's a ARCHFEY LOOSE IN THE PANTHEON

He's trying his best jester help him

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The Traveler: Do you trust me?

Jester: With everything in my being.

The Traveler: okay yeah, see, that’s kind of the problem

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I love that Jester has spent 93 and a half episodes trying to convince everyone that she's not in a cult only to find out not only is she in a cult, she is the founder of the cult

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The traveler probably the first time Jester used revivify:

The traveler once Melora showed up to assist: