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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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@ every parent in the world: yes your kid is special because every child is special but they are not specialer than every other child so please be normal about them

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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My apologies, Lady Normal. But where does you Eunuch come from?

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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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The hitting the fun part of summer where I end up driving way out somewhere in the middle of the night to sit in an unlit parking lot with a bag of junk food and explain all the weird grief I've accumulated to the shadow in the passenger seat I picked up somewhere along the way because nobody else will understand early this year.

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its been about 6 months

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Did You Know: Rajhin is the most successful thief in Elsweyr history? One notable example of his accomplishments in larceny includes stealing the Amulet of Kings from Alessia herself.

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sluttified a t shirt yesterday