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ANGELINA JOLIE as Lara Croft in Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) ❄️

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rewatched batman begins and got lara muse? somehow? random but hey, i'll take it!

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tomb raider: legend released on ps5 and i've been playing it religiously.... genuinely my favourite lara portrayal.

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TOMB RAIDER ANIME SERIES TRAILER JUST DROPPED HOLY SHIT

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JILL de JONG as LARA CROFT | E3 2002

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@mistrist: ‘ so obviously this isn't the result you wanted today. *

Blank stare, 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕, is sported with a frown &. a cowl sat upon a prominent cupid's bow. She tries her hardest to mask the sudden rise of anger bubbling in her stomach, milked completely of momentary sympathy. It's okay that the plan's fallen through, [ — Really, it's quite alright!] but the sting finds itself with some sort of acidic burn as hazels meet deep browns, and it's extremely unusual for Lara to seemingly "lose her cool" like forth.

Coffee drunk &. reeling from a late night of cold takeaway and physical anatomy-based lessons, [ ⁰⁹:⁴⁶ᴬᴹ ] "ARE YOU LEAVING?" embedded within a guilty conscience, the usual culprit switching positions with the go-to victim: the remnants of shame &. chagrin creeping into your bloodstream as you gaze at a runaway bride.

And here she stands before Lara: the Tribune de Paris featuring her first ever international debut, albeit lacks the usual charm she tends to wear like a glove, must've caused her to kickstart this p(r)etty little reunion. And how enlightening that she presents herself right when the moment is just 𝚜𝚘 wrong, where Lara has found herself supposedly guilty of murder &. accused of conspiracy by none other than her childhood best friend and son of suspected murder victim, though the latter is far worse than the former sentence according to the Angel of Darkness.

Lips divide, and she'd be lying if she felt to be emboldened enough to deny glimpses of their times together, though just like always, her voice is full of rasp &. hostility. ❛❛ With you here, definitely not. ❜❜ Hypocrisy douses her whole, how she crumbles into everything she hates: hurt and needy. ❛❛ I'm actually quite busy so, if you could. . . — [finger oh so bony, points to the door she kicks open with one swift swing of her boot whilst voice puckers up into a faux sweet tone] Why, thank you, Zee. ❜❜

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this is lara and werner btw

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need this mag so bad it's not even funny.......

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u guys have sent such good fucking memes i want to kiss all of you so hard right now

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CHALLENGERS (2024) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary.

who says i want somebody to be in love with me?

i don't want to fuck you to prove a point.

fuck me because you want to.

are you gonna do it or not?

tastes even better than it looks.

i just told you i missed you.

i really want to kiss you right now, but i'm worried that if i try, you'll think i'm the worst friend in the world.

you know, it hurts me sometimes how little you believe in yourself.

decimate that little bitch.

let's be honest, you gotta feel bad for the kid.

you're not a spring chicken anymore.

dude. he's a pancake. you're gonna flatten him.

how's this feeling?

we're ready for you.

so obviously this isn't the result you wanted today.

you choked.

i don't want you to embarrass yourself.

i'm just a little rusty. it's a confidence thing.

get your fucking confidence back. i can't do it for you.

i'm so sick of you using this as an excuse to have a fucking meltdown.

you said we could watch a movie.

you're evil.

i'm gonna quiz you on it tomorrow.

sir, i don't know who you are.

i don't think we have much more to talk about.

i haven't spoken to you in five years.

i was just taking a little nap.

move, or i'm calling the cops.

you were really something back then, huh?

we always talked about how amazing it would be to win this together.

i'm a crazy person.

any predictions about how that's going to go?

can you do me a favor? can you not, like... demolish me tomorrow?

shut the fuck up.

if it matters to you so much, i can just give it to you.

i need it to look like i really beat you.

don't guilt me with your dying grandmother.

she's the hottest woman i've ever seen.

you were... fucking incredible.

baby, we've got to get going.

i'm not going to that party.

are you that threatened by me?

we can't both just go in there, dicks swinging.

i'd let her fuck me with a racket.

hey, do you smoke?

of course they will remember you.

see, that's your problem. you think you're like an artist or something.

you just want to win because you love it when people tell you how talented you are.

are you on facebook?

i told you tennis was boring.

you just got this crazy look on your face.

are you on a date?

i don't kiss and tell.

why did you want to have dinner with me?

i think you might be the worst friend in the world.

i didn't know you were so concerned about my feelings.

of course you still have a thing for her.

we just had what i'm assuming is the best sex of our lives.

i fucked your brains out?

what do you think you need? a cheerleader? a fuck buddy? a girlfriend?

you're talented, you're charming, and you've got a big dick.

excuse me for inconveniencing you.

don't expect to sleep here tonight.

stop going easy on me.

i'll be whatever you need me to be. i'll fuck off if you want me to.

i need you here, actually.

you're referring to when i declared my love for you.

you're not in love with me anymore?

i've been dreaming about this for five years.

i'm gonna propose something to you, and it's gonna make you angry. it's gonna make you very angry. but you have to hear me out, okay?

i'm finally ready to listen to you.

how dare you fucking ask me that.

do you think it's cute what you're doing? do you think it's funny?

that's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard.

i've always wanted you.

you didn't do anything to me. i did it all to myself.

i think i've reached the limit of my willingness to have this conversation with you.

do you understand how embarrassing it is that you're here?

you've never beaten me.

tell me it doesn't matter.

will you just hold me?

i'm not here to fuck you.

i miss watching you play. you were so beautiful.

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very proud of her & she's very important to me so this is a big deal but... here's lara's playlist, she's very important to me so enjoy with care ^_^

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@45auto: ‘ dance with me. *

❛❛ i'm afraid that's not quite possible right now, alex. ❜❜ A TINGE OF ANNOYANCE: swims thick in a bed of deep tones, tongue found grazing the inside of her right cheek as she skims through today's mail, unaccustomed to & unfamiliar with the life of one who stays at home and allows herself to breathe. it's hardly a day off, but it's her first of the month and she finds it a nuisance every time it occurs. she's not entirely sure as to why it's implemented in presence, and if you were to ask her whose bright idea it was for lara croft to relax on a wednesday, she'd recognise just how blank her eyes may be when conjuring up a thought to accompany an answer. with a swift adjustment of her glasses upon the bridge of her nose, she slumps the mail onto her already cluttered desk & doesn't dare dignify the dancing man in her presence with so much as an acknowledgement with a short stare. INSTEAD! she mimics the mail she so effortlessly discarded to the side and slumps her own self onto her office chair, swinging it around for her legs to find the foundation of her desk - forget the dozen opened books and torn pages underneath the fabric of her leather pants, you wanted a relaxing lara: now read it and weep. hands lock together at the back of her head as she rests back, watching alex with a blank glare, an eyebrow propping up as the absent silence (that roars with a waltz of some sort - not really lara's taste) is ready to be interrupted.

❛❛ i'm positive i did give you a reason for your existence earlier today alex, didn't i? i believe i asked you for something, not for. . . [cue a heavy sigh, exaggerated to further her agenda] this. ❜❜

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PlayStation “Lara Croft Crucifix” Ad (2000)

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001: a (visual) study into lara croft.

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001: a (visual) study into lara croft.

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↪ 𝐹𝐼𝐿𝐿𝑂𝑅𝑌 ⅋ 𝐅𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 . ( a collection of sentence starters from season one of syfy's the magicians . adjust phrasing as necessary . this prompt will be updated as time goes on . )

it's always something with you , isn't it ? it's always an emergency .

look , this is your responsibility .

wow , nice trick . i'm sure you're a hit at parties .

so ... you think you're ready .

i called you . all weekend . where were you ?

okay , we have got to pull you together .

you can't run away hard enough , can you ?

i know where you were all weekend .

life is raw , everybody medicates .

i love you . call me , okay ?

am i hallucinating ?

come on , or you'll miss it .

can i start over ? please .

i'm going to make sure you don't remember a thing .

playing with time is such difficult magic .

don't bother trying to compare yourself .

it's good to be aware the world is blatantly unfair .

it's my fault that they said that .

if you think my family is some sort of advantage , you've been misinformed .

maybe i wouldn't let myself forget .

that was before i knew there was something else .

it's really okay if this is not your thing .

you're hurting yourself , & you're not okay .

i just needed to see if i was right .

we've been watching you for quite a while now .

hello ? do you need help ?

you feel right because you're starting towards your destiny .

for some reason , you're involved . so be involved .

look , hold that thought , okay ?

i'm obviously coming with you .

there's no such thing as safe magic .

what is this place exactly , besides a health hazard ?

you ask a lot of questions .

jesus , you didn't tell me you were dangerous .

it's a little bit bigger than messing up .

there's a bad story every few years around here .

can you just help me live with myself ?

i'm gonna tell you something deep & dark & personal now .

i'm trying to tell you , you are not alone here .

i don't know . i wanna be your friend , i guess .

you should hate me right now .

the last thing i wanted to do growing up was read fantasy .

let's just say life wasn't exactly non-stop fun growing up .

if you're guilty , i'm guilty .

come do something stupid with me before you go .

okay , you know what ? i'm not interested in your personal issues .

this isn't just some lark to me , just so you know .

i mean seriously , what do they expect , you know ?

look , you can't run away from you .

there's nothing i can do in this moment to stop the comet from crashing into the earth , is there ?

i keep trying to tell myself that this is somehow better .

you don't see color & want to go back to black & white .

you can't help , & i can't help you .

what the hell was that , you maniac ?

why would you ever trust anyone ?

i'm willing to teach the right people what i know . & i know a lot .

you're lucky i can fix this .

hey , have you heard of karma ? sometimes it's instant .

i'm generous with you , considering .

get me everything on this list . this week .

why even ask , if you'll just forget it again ?

that's not a real answer .

you're a much better liar than i expected you to be .

do you think you have a destiny ?

there is no destiny . no born heroes .

you can either step up to it or not , that's up to you .

this is your problem , that you should solve !