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[customboytoyz]

saw your woman top mood post and uh. I can’t mock your dick but I can pin you in place and bite you so hard my teeth scrape your bone and kiss you with a mouthful of your own blood (I have actually done this he was shaking and sobbing and jacking off)

YAYYYYYYY ^_____^

[butchtardis]

i got the 100 coloring pencil kit yaaaaay

[floodnetworks]

i get to see my girlfriend tonight and shes playing a show. wags my tail so hard

[themosthatedbeingg]

The Doom Slayer... well, he doesn't approach so much as he just appears. He's clad in his Santa armor, and offers a gift to Lucifer. The box in question contains a little wooden statue of Lucifer himself, obviously hand carved by the Slayer... probably with that wrist blade, too.

@slayers-testament

Oh! His friend was here! He looked different … he took the box in hand a bit surprised by the gift especially from slayer of all people but perhaps Lucifer’s friendship bracelets worked after all !

“Aww, this is awesome !! Thank you so much!”

[kittyb1tz]

dash is asleep i can rb whatever I want

[crofter]

@45auto: ‘ dance with me. *

❛❛ i'm afraid that's not quite possible right now, alex. ❜❜ A TINGE OF ANNOYANCE: swims thick in a bed of deep tones, tongue found grazing the inside of her right cheek as she skims through today's mail, unaccustomed to & unfamiliar with the life of one who stays at home and allows herself to breathe. it's hardly a day off, but it's her first of the month and she finds it a nuisance every time it occurs. she's not entirely sure as to why it's implemented in presence, and if you were to ask her whose bright idea it was for lara croft to relax on a wednesday, she'd recognise just how blank her eyes may be when conjuring up a thought to accompany an answer. with a swift adjustment of her glasses upon the bridge of her nose, she slumps the mail onto her already cluttered desk & doesn't dare dignify the dancing man in her presence with so much as an acknowledgement with a short stare. INSTEAD! she mimics the mail she so effortlessly discarded to the side and slumps her own self onto her office chair, swinging it around for her legs to find the foundation of her desk - forget the dozen opened books and torn pages underneath the fabric of her leather pants, you wanted a relaxing lara: now read it and weep. hands lock together at the back of her head as she rests back, watching alex with a blank glare, an eyebrow propping up as the absent silence (that roars with a waltz of some sort - not really lara's taste) is ready to be interrupted.

❛❛ i'm positive i did give you a reason for your existence earlier today alex, didn't i? i believe i asked you for something, not for. . . [cue a heavy sigh, exaggerated to further her agenda] this. ❜❜

[themosthatedbeingg]

∞  I hope we write for a really long time!

//— ooc

YOU ARE MY BESTIE AND WE ARE WRITING FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER <3

[ponyuyu]

For the self-ship ask!

🎇

and

🧾

🎇: Which is the most CURSED crack selfship you’ve thought of?

I'm gonna get DESTROYED for this but... Jerry from Rick and Morty... He's so pathetic that it's cute okay☹️

🎇: Which is the most CURSED crack selfship you’ve thought of?

I'm gonna get DESTROYED for this but... Jerry from Rick and Morty... He's so pathetic that it's cute okay ☹️

🧾: What’s your favorite headcanon someone else has made about your F/O?

I think I saw this on reddit but i love the theory that Calvin plans to leave the Belchers a whole lot in his will 😭❤️ It makes a lot of sense to me!

[transbee]

Giving the hammer to every weirdo interacting with my dunmesh post.

[teddykaczynski]

i would bleach my hair and move across the country to be your elizabeth holmes

im extremely flattered but i have a girlfriend now

[lovetogether]

Anyway here’s more colored art

[ikuhara]

[bugflies00]

greetings, tumblrian. I am a fly who whizzes around my corner of tumblr and buzzes praise into the ears of those that deserve it. Buckle up, partner, for it is your turn.

HEY KING, you are amazing and just downright cool. Like what. First of all, amazing tumblr post taste second of all, you’re just a beautiful person, personality wise and I bet you look beautiful as well irl. You just deserve the world so have the loveliest day of your life and I will gather my mighty swarm to fend off those who harm you.

buh bye.

-🦟

ps. You dropped this 🥇your wonderfulness medal

awwww thank you so much wtf this is so sweet <33

[lazybakerart]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌

thank you my dude~~**~*~*~*~*~ <3<3<3<3!!

[themosthatedbeingg]

✨🎉💌

@danger-tits-lute

1. I think your portrayal is on point, but it also intimidates me

2. We've been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!

3. I just think you're amazing

// aahhh no waaaayy !!! Your portrayal intimidates me sometimes you are just amazing !! :D I love love writing with you!! I’m so happy whenever we interact !! Eeee and im soooo happy we are moots you are so sweet and funny ! And just amazing !! So happy we are friends and

that Lute and Lucifer are the best boss and Secretary duo ever ~

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“ and you’re correct Lute someone would be a huge dumbass to replace you ever, I’d be drowning in sinners and work without you Lute, you mean a lot to me.”