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It's actually so unbelievably hilarious that the "thomas real" meme has been around for almost 3 years now and I still clap my hands in joy like a seal every time someone mentions it in a post. It's literally just a stock photo of some guy but the Dustcarve Dig Madness made us all think it was the funniest thing in the world. I think for thomas' 3rd birthday they should release a new beastclan npc that looks suspiciously like him and we can all relive June 2021 again.

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The most important part of nicknaming familiars on Flight Rising is jokes that are ONLY funny to you

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Neopets Users: Half of the website is bungled and sitting on top of 90's spaghetti code that is circumvented by having about 50% of the pages to load in the old website format, we can't change our Usernames since they act as our User IDs that are inexorably tied to our accounts, and the only way we can get some apparel is through a loot box that costs real money, sometimes upwards of 10 bucks for a 25% chance of getting what we want. That's ok tho, my favorite neopet has a custom outfit that looks really nice :] Sucks when the clothing that costs realass money doesn't show up on my pet though. I hope they fix that soon

Flight Rising Users: If the staff releases one more dragon breed with 4 legs and 2 wings we're going to file a class action lawsuit and scream forever

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Rewatched Metalocalypse and

I am thinking about my Custom Progen, Skwisgaar my beloved. I can't believe he used to be my favorite I'm more of a Nathan guy a decade later but I still love Skwisgaar. I never gots hims his Grandpas Guitar (lute) I should do that

I will die on the hill that Murderface would be the biggest M Pose Snapper Defender in the world

I never included Ofdensen in my headcanons about how the characters play FR which is wild. He'd at least have an account to keep an eye on the boys while they're playing dragons. Much to consider.

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Revisiting Xavier: Renegade Angel recently means if I go to Harpy's Roost to grind again any time soon I'm constantly gonna be mumbling "Xavier Renegade Aviar" to myself

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I was about to say I wasn't vibing with Dusthides because I'm a Tarasque Desirer (come on there's even a Terra pun right there) but omg ANTLERS

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If the new ancient has 6 legs we can say it's a Tarasque....

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Saw a post about how Marcille from Dungeon Meshi would be like... A Spreadsheet Gamer and I'm just like... Marcille would love Flight Rising

She has an organized lair she's an active part of her Dom team she has elaborate breeding projects spread out

Additionally I think Laios is making Spec Bio posts about every dragon breed in every flight.

Senshi doesn't really play but he is one of those people making theoretical dragon recipes from the food items. He will recreate them in real life when he can find good substitutions.

Chilchuck is advocating for people who do stuff for Dom to get paid in more than just raffle tickets and badges.

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Someone messages you and offers to trade you a Boolean. It’s legit, there’s no funny business, but in exchange you must give up your most prized dragon that isn’t a progenitor. It could be a dragon with years of lore and art, a roundsey raffle prize, your special dragon you worked years for. It doesn’t matter.

No maybe answer. You have to decide.

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(Please add more thoughts in tags!)(reblog to break containment and get this into all sorts of fandoms + bubbles)

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ohhh fun new april fools flight banners :o

[in order these are called: Sniffle | Veggie | Glitter Explode | Chilly | Goopy H20 | Spicy | Crunch Woosh | Spaace]

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Greetings from the Boddle of Wader flight it seems

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every time I look up anything about annelid worms I end up learning about some ridiculous creature that I now cannot imagine life without. this is a freshwater worm called Pristina that looks like a sock puppet mixed with a moray eel

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I am now accepting proper commissions, I have our Ko-fi set up and everything

Send a song (Or more than one for me to pick from), a color palette, and some general sort of imagery/aesthetic/vibe you want me to follow and I will make you a collage

These are extremely freestyle pieces and I myself rarely know how they're gonna turn out

Link to Ko-Fi to commission

Link to my art tag for more examples

Currently limited to 5 slots so I don't overwhelm myself

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Made a scry of our goopy Fae as a Veilspun for extra goop, and oh man I think we may need to actually go through with it.