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Reading the Priory first and then reading a Day of Fallen Night adds a lot of context for some characters. Like when we’re introduced to Glorian Shieldheart, she’s been a legend for centuries, a force of nature, a warrior who carried her baby on her hip as she led her people to victory. However when she appears in a Day of Fallen Night, it’s like she’s a child, she’s loves sweets and playing in the snow with her friends, she loves horseback riding, she loves her papa, she’s scared of her mom, she just wants her mom to be proud, she wants to be a good queen, there’s so much burden on her, she’s a child who just lost her parents and now needs to bear a child herself. She’s a child and she now must lead to country to war. She’s just a child.

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you’ve got to be careful reading fantasy books that are also romances because when the horny scenes arrive they’ll say shit like “i had a dream you were still a godsinger, and i was your shrine” and “i may not be your queen, but i am yours, and you will find that i can be very generous”

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okay i'm not sure what is funnier, the fact that most of the band went out for lunch and then came back to find that a whole fucking song had been recorded, or being the two that were left behind and suddenly bruce gets in the booth like "hey i've got this new song i've just finished writing" and you're like oh cool, only to be trapped in a room with him as he sings about how uncontrollably horny he is

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only active on @acourtofkinksandstraightpeople these days 

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bellamy getting called out about clarke in s5:

she is 

the hostage taker and his girlfriend

a traitor who you love 

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hope is not lost today… it is found. 

♥  for thrisha  ♥ 

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jesper fahey berating himself for not paying proper attention to kaz when he was naked because he was too busy panicking about their inevitable death is peak bisexual culture

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@sixofcrowsnet heist: epilogue

He looked down at his boots. “That berth belongs to you too. It will always be there when―if you want to come back.” Inej could not speak. Her heart felt too full, a dry creek bed ill-prepared for such rain. “I don’t know what to say.”

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tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

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SET IT UP IS AMAZING!!

the acting is incredible. 

the main characters aren’t stereotypes.

everyone, even the side-characters have a freaking personality. 

the ‘best friends’ characters are AMAZING, they aren’t there just for exposure purposes, they actually make the plot evolve.

all these characters felt real, they all make mistakes and face consequences for those mistakes. 

the characters are relatable as hell.

also, the CHEMISTRY between the main characters is so fucking incredible and natural.

the plot might be predictable, but it’s so good, and so well written!!!

and the pacing is GREAT??? you don’t feel like there’s any part that was rushed, or that there’s a part that falls flat compared to the other????

it’s fun and cliche, but not too overly cliche you’ll roll your eyes. it’s the type of cliche that will make you happy and believe in happiness again. this movie will truly leave you with a smile on your face.

FUCKING AMAZING SOUNDTRACK. makes you want to fall in love.

if you love rom coms, and you want to watch one that isn’t a ‘so bad that is good’ rom com, ‘set it up’ will be the ‘so good that is FREAKING AMAZING’ rom com you’ve been waiting for. 

btw, IT WAS WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY WOMEN.

watch ‘set it up’ on netflix. it’s one of the best rom coms i’ve seen in years. i really think you won’t regret it.

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second favorite part of 2005 pride and prejudice is when lizzy tells darcy that lydia ran off with wickham and he’s like “can i help” and she’s like “no” and he’s like “then i have to go do something unrelated immediately” and she totally falls for it

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the 100 season five ★ sleeping giants

start with how the world ended. which time?

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hermione granger you really are the brightest witch of your age.

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Six of Crows Book Posters: “The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.”  [insp]

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in a galaxy far, far away.

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I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge