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My parents: why won’t you show us your art?

My art:

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Akatsuki, going out to a party

Pein: Remember, we must blend in. So act normal

Everyone: Okay

…

*at the party*

Konan: They’re doing pretty good

Pein: Yeah, you’re rig-

Kisame:

Itachi @ Kisame:

Sasori: *in a dark corner*

Kakuzu:

Hidan: *sober but someone disrespected Lord Jashin*

Pein: What the fu-

Deidara @ closest building:

…

*back at their hideout*

Everyone: *in a line with heads down*

Pein:

Konan:

…

Zetsu: *in a far away bush*

___

THE AKATSUKI EVERYONE *bows*

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Какой этот еписод

Когда на экране Гаара, я превращаюсь в Наруто

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Где читать его

Обложка к “Moondust”

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Every Naruto opening:

1. Shows Naruto

2. Shows Sasuke

3. The title

4. Shows Sakura

5. People Naruto running

6.Shows some other characters

7. People fighting

8.Shows Sasuke again

9. Shows Naruto again

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How do people come up with things like this

Sasuke was convinced he was gay until he realized he in fact finds Naru in full sexy no jutsu just as attractive

He realized very quickly that his sexuality kind of narrows down to just Naruto.  Naruto is the only person he’s ever let into his heart outside of his family so the vast majority of Sasuke’s everything ends up routing right back to Naruto.

So what I’m really saying here is Demisexual Sasuke. 

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Nice

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What episode is this

Kakashi really went and called his gay ass out huh...

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What episode is this and is it in Classic or Shippuden

E179 😂😂😂😂

Naruto: sexy no jutsu 😈😉💋🩱

Sasuke: 😐😐😐😐😐...😐😐😐...😐🥱

Me:

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Jingle bells

Ino smells

Haku is a girl

Kakashi

Kicked rock lee

And Sasuke ran away

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What episode is this

No, I was just deep in thought about Sasuke

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Sakura: hey Naruto do you like men

Naruto: only Raw men

Sakura:

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What do Naruto and the Titans both have in common

They both eat raw men