croskamlover
croskamlover
Jeg liker SKAM
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Hei, I don't speak Norwegian, but I'm learning it. I dedicate this blog to you SKAM (5sos reference)
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croskamlover · 5 years ago
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johnny; kick it (영웅 英雄)
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
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us girls has to start sticking up for each other.
happy bday @sirousblack!!
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
Conversation
Sana : *does something*
Yousef & me : 😍
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
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skam (2017)
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
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#The Most Relatable™.
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
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1.02 ➢ 4.02
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
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“im hurt you never replied to my meme” and the award for the most accurate portrayal of teen angst goes to skam once again
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
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iconic
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
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me too marlon
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
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YOUSEF: I’m hurt because you never replied to my meme.
SANA: The children around you are hurt because you’re chatting during work. 
YOUSEF: Hah! I’m free on Mondays. Thought you were clever now
YOUSEF: How’s the russ bus?
SANA: It’s fine if you tell me how to make 300 000 kr quick.
YOUSEF: Dayum
SANA: How much do you think I’ll get for Elias’ organs?
YOUSEF: I don’t think you’ll get much for those
YOUSEF: But if that bus is so important to you, I can sell my kidneys. Anything for you girl.
SANA: Hahahah. Thanks. But I don’t wanna take your kidney
YOUSEF: 😍
SANA: You’re gonna need it as a football coach
SANA: Because my team is gonna CRUSH your team!!
SANA: And I don’t think it’s any fun to win against a team with a weak coach
YOUSEF: Huh?! Do you think my 12-player team is gonna lose to your 2-player team?
SANA: I’m not having a football team. I’m having a basketball team. 
SANA: And yes, easy. No matter the sport
YOUSEF: Haha, liking the confidence
YOUSEF: Game on
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
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Tutor Ch. II || Christoffer Schistad
PAIRING; Christoffer Schistad x OC Marta Rosholt
WARNINGS; none.
Fredag
 I looked at my clock and it showed 16:15, I decided to take a shower because I went for a walk with my dog, Barry. He’s a husky with beautiful blue eyes almost exact one like mine. I stepped in to the shower and washed myself with my coconut shower gel, when I was done I put my coconut lotion, and I put some coconut oil on my lips.
I put my underwear on and went to my closet. It’s chilly out so I decided to put on something warmer. I did my brows, and put some bb cream as well as a little bit of mascara. And I was done and ready to go to Christoffer’s. I looked at my outfit one more time, my black jeans still as black as when I bought them, my gray sweatshirt under my olive-green parka goes perfectly with my gray vans. This was something that I usually wear, I wasn’t really girly, but I had my moments when I would dress nicer than usual.
 I took my black leather backpack and headed downstairs. I looked in the kitchen to find my mum but she wasn’t there.
 “MUM!!” I yelled.
 “I’m in a basement!!” she yelled back.
 “Okay, I’m going to Christoffer’s to study math.” Yes, she knew that I was failing math but she also knew that if I took it a bit seriously that I could pass it without problem. “And I will visit grandma if we end early, and I have time before I go to Eva’s.”
 “Okay, be safe. Love you” she said.
 “Love you too.”
I looked at my phone and 17:03 was on the screen. I walked to Christoffer’s door and knocked. A few moments later a man in his mid-40’s opened the door.
 “Hi, I’m here to see Christoffer. I’m Marta.” I said.
 “Hi, Marta, I’m Christoffer’s dad, come on in, Chris is in his room, let me call him.” His dad said, and yelled his sons name. “Chris, Marta is here.”
 I heard doors opening and then I saw Christoffer on top of stairs. He smiled, but it wasn’t genuine smile. He motioned for me to go upstairs and follow him. When I walked in his room I was surprised, it was nothing like I imagined, it was nothing like a teenage boy room. The walls were white, with pictures and posters everywhere and I even saw a calendar with naked women somewhere on the wall. He had a king-sized bed that had royal blue bedding on it, across the bed was a small living room area where he had a coffee table and nice leather couch, and on the right of the couch was big work desk that was very nicely organized.
 “Stop staring and sit down” he said, actually, he demanded.
 I just nodded and sad down on a chair next to him. Then he said:
 “It’s like you never saw a room in your life.”
 “I did, but I never thought that yours looks like this. To be honest my room is messier than yours.”
 After that we did some math problems, and let me tell you something, Christoffer Schistad is a math genius. Who would have thought. We worked for an hour when his mum came to his room.
 “Hey Chis can you…” she stopped when she saw me. “I didn’t know you have company. Oh, Chis you didn’t offer her anything to drink. I’m Marie, Chris’s mum.”
 I stood up, shook her hand and introduced myself.
 “So, what are you two doing?” she said while looking at my notebook, “Math?! I better leave then, I don’t know anything about math, he got that from Tomas, his dad. I’ll bring you some drinks and snacks, you have to power your brain” and she left the room.
 “Your mum is very nice”
 “Yeah. Now, find the x in this equation. And then put it here to find y. Ok?” he said.
My phone buzzed in the pocket of my jeans. I took it out too look and when I saw what it said I got scared.
 Vilde
Where are you?? We have a Russ meeting at Eva’s. If you are not here in 10 min you are not on Russebuss anymore.
 Then I got another text
 Eva
Don’t worry you’ll still be on the buss just hurry.
 “I have to go, I’m late.”
 “What, why? But we are not done.” He said “you’ll stay until we finish this task.”
 “I’m sorry, but I can’t. And I’m sure you have a party to attend.”
“How will I get there in time?? It’s 20 min walk from here” I muttered to myself.
 “Hey, calm down” he said and put his hand on my shoulder, “I’ll drive you, where do you need to go?” he took his keys and jacket.
 “Let’s go”
The drive to Eva’s wasn’t as awkward as I thought it would be. When he stopped a few houses before Eva’s I was confused.
“Look, Marta, can you please keep quiet about me giving you math lessons? And can we act as if we don’t know each other when we are in school?” To be completely honest I didn’t expect anything other than that to come out of his mouth.
 “Yeah, sure. I mean you do have a reputation to maintain. Also, thanks for explaining math. It’s first time in forever since I actually understood something” I said with a smile as I got out of car “And thanks for the ride”
 “Yeah, no problem, any time. I’ll text you when I’m free so that we can study”
 And he drove off. I walked to Eva’s house and knocked. Eva opened the door not long after and she let me in. Vilde went on how I should take Russebuss seriously but I wasn’t really paying attention to her. Don’t get me wrong I love Vilde but she can be a little bit annoying.
After her little rant, she started talking about toilet paper, and our Russebuss budget but Sana was not pleased with that.
“Is there something wrong?” Vilde asked her.
 “We are wasting our time on toilet paper. It’s not enough.” But Vilde didn’t agree with that.
 “Listen, we’re losers at school. If we don’t want to end up in a loser car, we need a strategy.”
She was right. But of course, Vilde disagree, but Sana shut her mouth by mentioning that she was thrown out of another bus. They argued some more before Vilde gave up and asked:
 “What do you want us to do?”
 Sana then proceeded to explain that we should find more cool girls for our bus, as well as she asked one of the questions that I didn’t know how to answer. Really I knew but I didn’t know if I should tell the girls or not.
 “Do you know and ‘97er guys?” Everyone shook their head and well I shook mine as well, even though I knew that was a complete and utter lie. Then Sana continued to talk how we should hook up with some of the ‘97er guys. Everybody was shocked, including myself, but thinking about the proposal it was truly a good plan until she suggested that Eva breaks up with Jonas. Why should she jeopardize a perfectly good relationship just so that we can get on some lame bus party? After that we just had a chill night, we talked and got to know each other. Around 9 pm our little party was shut down by Jonas. He was surprised by the fact that I was at Eva’s, but I’m pretty sure that he will ask her more about it.
A/N: i don’t really know how i feel about this story at all. hopefuly i will be able to type down what i have in mind. So in this chapter we have Chris and Marta actualy talking and stuff so yeah, i really don’t know how to write, but hopefuly what i write makes sense. Annnddd i thought that none will read this but than i saw some notes on it so i was really happy :D 
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
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Tutor Ch. I || Christoffer Schistad
torsdag A/N: so, this is an idea that I had in mind for a while, I didn’t write before so I don’t really know how good this will be. But I hope to improve. Also, English is not my first language so feel free to correct me, in a nice way, when I’m wrong. and this chapter is more of an introduction that an actual chapter
PAIRING; Christoffer Schistad x OC Marta Rosholt
WARNINGS; none.
torsdag
I was sitting at the desk in math class waiting for it to be over. The teacher was talking about something that made no sense to me, but math never really did make sense to me. I was doodling in my notebook when the bell rang so I hurried to put my stuff in my black leather backpack. when I hear the voice of my math teacher
“Marta, can you come to my office after the school?” said Mrs. Vinje.
I walked to her desk and asked
“Why, is there something wrong?”
“Marta, you failed all of the tests we had so far, so I thought that you could use some help so i found you a tutor. Come after class and you can arrange your lessons.”
Oh, fuck, she did not just say that. I don’t need no tutor, if she knew how to teach I would know the fucking math. I just nodded when she finished talking and went to my locker to take my lunch.
In the canteen, I met up with my friend Chris. Chris and I were friends for quite a while. She was the first person that I met when I came to Norway. We talked about what happened after math class and she also told me about how Vilde got kicked out of Russebuss.
“We are starting a bus. Marta, you should join. I’m also thinking about asking that girl Sana. And Vilde asked Eva.” Chris said.
“Yeah, I know Sana, but what Eva?”
“You know the one that is dating Jonas?”
“Jonas, as in my cousin Jonas? “
She nodded, and then I knew what Eva she was talking about. We took our stuff and went out but we parted ways. She saw Sana and when to ask her if she wanted to be in Russebuss and I decided to see where Vilde is. It didn’t take me long to find her, she was talking to Eva and some blonde girl with bright red lipstick. I walked slowly to them making sure that Vilde doesn’t see me, when I came close I scared her, she screamed so loud I think they heard her in Sweden. Everybody looked at us but soon they all looked away.
Vilde was talking how I should never do that ever again, but I didn’t pay that much attention, I greeted the girls and the blond one introduced herself as Noora. We chatted about Russebuss meeting when Chris and Sana came. Surprisingly we all decided to meet at Eva’s to talk about Russebuss.
The last bell of the day rang, and I went to Mrs. Vinje’s office. I knocked on the door and when I heard the approval for me to come in I opened the white door of her office. She was sitting at her desk and in one of the chairs sat Christoffer Schistad.
“Is this a good time?” I asked. She nodded and said to me to sit down. When I sat I awkwardly looked at Christoffer, as if I’m asking why is he here.
“So, as I said, Marta you have failed all of the math tests we had so far, and all you results are very bad, none of them being higher than 20%,” I heard Christoffer chuckle, while I just sunk deeper in chair. Why was she telling me that while he was here, “so I asked my best student to tutor you.”
“Okay, so why is Christoffer here?” I managed to asked. He looked at me like I was so clueless.
“Well, he is my best student, but sometimes he makes some mistakes so he has to do this for me if he wants to graduate.” Mrs. Vinje said, “So, if you want to you can use my classroom before or after school you just have to tell me when you are coming so that I can have it unlocked for you”
I didn’t know what to say, so I just nodded, but apparently Christoffer did have something to say.
“Mrs. Vinje, but can’t I write an essay about some mathematician, or something like that?” She shook her head.
“No you cannot, we already talked about this. Now, I want to see improvement on the next test or both of you will deal with consequences.” She said angrily, I don’t think I ever saw her like that, she was always very calm. Anger didn’t suit her.
I was listening to Ed Sheeran, and reading a book, when my phone buzzed. One new message from unknown number, it read. At first I didn’t want to open it but I decided against it and just open it.
Hey, Marta come tomorrow to my house at around 5ish to study, I have a couple of hours before I need to go to a party. Chis
At first I was Chis who, but then I remembered Mrs. Vinje and her stupid math class. I looked at my screen not knowing what to write as a response. When my phone buzzed again.
You alive? Mrs. Vinje gave me your number if that is what you are thinking. Re you coming or not?
She found it weird that Mrs. Vinje gave him her phone number when school didn’t have her new number yet.
Yeah, I’ll be there. Text me the address.
After I received his address I noticed that he lives about 10 min from me, in fact he lives in my grandma’s street. I decided to read another chapter of my book, while Ed Sheeran’s cold coffee played in the background.
A/N another one, ops. So send me messages if you want another chaper and tell me how you like this one. And also if you have any ideas how to make it better send them in. :D <3
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
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croskamlover · 8 years ago
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Isak and Even + bad 1d fanfiction
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