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Show me how unwell you are by telling me what your top song of 2025 is so far

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LukeHemmings on TikTok

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paint me like one of your french girls in emeralds and curls

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birthday boy 🎈

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take a picture, it’ll last longer ✯

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lemon butter 🍋. *. ⋆

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Obviously I need to leave this here

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I'm late I know

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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

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LukeHemmings: I'm late I know

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CalumHood: This one feels way lighter than the rest of them. For some reason, to me, this one’s like when you’re in the good place of enjoying your life with other people and realizing how much of yourself you can see in humanity and in nature and in everything that is cycling throughout the day. That’s why it plays a really important part on the album. It feels a little less heady, which I like. Here’s Endless Ways #ORDERchaosORDER

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A necessary post

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beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

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men really need to start having chest hair and just leaving their shirts half unbuttoned again. i think it will start to heal society

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no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

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molly hi

can i request a monologue of this

specifically the ripped t-shirt

a monologue that isn't perhaps 100% a Luke monologue but rather a cake monologue

i come to you in this trying time

thank you🫡

ana as you have astutely pointed out, this is not the first time we've seen a shirt ripped open in the back on a member of 5sos. we've seen luke sporting an exceptionally revealing version of it, and now we have calum with the same thing happening to a lesser degree, and i really have to wonder.

this is such a specific placement for a huge rip. it starts in exactly the same place. how does this happen to two separate shirts owned by two separate humans who happen to spend a massive amount of time together including stealing each other's clothes?

are both of these men engaging in behaviors that rip open the back of their t-shirts? what are those behaviors?

did luke borrow the shirt and tear a hole with his massive shoulders?

was the shirt originally luke's and he's doing something to cause this kind of rip and/or his shoulders did it for him?

was luke's shirt originally calum's and calum is doing something to cause this kind of rip in multiple shirts?

did calum do this to the shirt on purpose either to troll luke or for personal reasons?

and truly the least likely option…

did the shirt somehow come this way from the thrift store?

no matter how you slice it, there is really not a reasonable explanation for this that doesn’t involve some sort of cake shenanigans!