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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

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strangles you with the red thread tying us together

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I shared it as a link BUT HERE IT IS AS A VIDEO SO YOU GUYS CAN ENJOY

I paid so you don't have to! (worth every penny.)

Tim put his heart and soul into this and I wish I could give him the fattest hug. Please do what you will with this video! Make art and things 🥺🥺🥺

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Editing original post to include a transcription for anyone else with audio processing, as I noticed a few tags! Sorry guys should have stuck this in here from the jump but here it is now!

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alfira

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🎃SEASONAL YCH COMMS OPEN🎃

6 slots, not fcfs

Style is clean lines and colored with simple shading, as shown!

FORM HERE

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🎃SEASONAL YCH COMMS OPEN🎃

6 slots, not fcfs

Style is clean lines and colored with simple shading, as shown!

FORM HERE

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Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere

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love when i’m drinking boba and i’m down to the last couple tapioca pearls and i’m picking them off one by one. love finding out who the final girl of this drink is going to be. but of course there is nothing that she can do against me because i am cosmic horror to the beverage. i am its god, and i think my horror is delicious

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LOOK BUDDY. I can do a lava moat. I can do a moat composed entirely of boiling acid. With certain provisions for the animal welfare act, I can even do a piranha infested moat! But I cannot. provide. all three services simultaneously in the same godsdamned moat. You call any contractor in this industry they will tell you the same!!!!!!!

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Dreaming of a world where we harnessed bug power and everybody drove a big bug to work and all the emergency vehicles were like cicadas wouldnt that be something. Would that be something. Anything?

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I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence

Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.

Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.

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Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

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hes just like me except we dont share any personality traits and i dont do any of the stuff that he does

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I couldn’t fix him, but I could fuck him, and that could fix me, and that’s more important.

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Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself.

If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from the outside, disconnected, trying to summon the “correct” feelings towards yourself or fashion yourself into something you can approve of.

If your goal is to love being yourself, then your focus is directed outward towards life, on living and making decisions based on what brings you pleasure and fulfillment.

Be the subject, not the object. It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. You are experiencing life. Life is not experiencing you.

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