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canary is just a quirky little girl :)

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oon a chocolate rhubarb brownie recipe

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ok so this is my ORIGIONAL charater do not steal copyright subbysal2015

name: Optimal Henry

occupation: Optimal

biological sex: Optimal

gender: Optimal

powers: hes got two oversized staplers instead of arms

hobbies: giving Optimal handjobs

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bro you gotta relinquish that shit. surrender it bro. it serves you not bro just cast it away.

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DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

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absolutely cannot get over this cold open from etho’s let’s play 13 years ago

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happy lesbians

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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

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Witches On Tinder

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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

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strangles you with the red thread tying us together

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I shared it as a link BUT HERE IT IS AS A VIDEO SO YOU GUYS CAN ENJOY

I paid so you don't have to! (worth every penny.)

Tim put his heart and soul into this and I wish I could give him the fattest hug. Please do what you will with this video! Make art and things 🥺🥺🥺

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Editing original post to include a transcription for anyone else with audio processing, as I noticed a few tags! Sorry guys should have stuck this in here from the jump but here it is now!

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alfira

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🎃SEASONAL YCH COMMS OPEN🎃

6 slots, not fcfs

Style is clean lines and colored with simple shading, as shown!

FORM HERE

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🎃SEASONAL YCH COMMS OPEN🎃

6 slots, not fcfs

Style is clean lines and colored with simple shading, as shown!

FORM HERE

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Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere