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"I'm learning how to people."

Yasha, you will always be so precious to me 🌸💙⛈️ Please enjoy this fanart piece I drew of my favorite Aasimar barbarian.

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just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

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I need a broken time machine just a place to stand inside that isn’t going anywhere

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the way usamericans talk about their military fucks me up. thank you for what service like which service are they providing you with. they're protecting your country from what. they're fighting for the freedom of whomst. why do they need to do that for and why are they doing in it in the middle east

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bro why did my neighbor just ask me why i’m moving

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People on Tumblr love to subvert something that is already subverted and wind up with the normal thing again.

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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

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yoof ( yikes + oof )

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we diagnose you with a creeping sense of alienation forever. incurable

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You know your drunk art post about love and personhood from 2019? Every night at bedtime my late cat would lie on my chest, and her little heartbeat would be right on top of mine, and I'd think about that piece of art you made, and have a similar sort of image in my head. Anyway, yesterday I finally put the image to paper, and idk where this is going, just that that piece of art you created means a lot to me. Have a cool day ✌️

OHHHH MY GOD!!!!! EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT THIS. ITS ALL BEEN WORTH IT

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the problem with job hunting is first i need to overcome the fact that i don't want a job in the first place

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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

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imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

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if you were to crucify Lowly Worm, would you do it like this or like this?