crossroadstroublemaker
crossroadstroublemaker
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crossroadstroublemaker · 4 months ago
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how do u feel about it though. like you’re just gonna have a deity for a sibling cause your dad felt bad for them
-> He shrugs. "I have nothing against it. Dunno how the swords are gonna react tho. That's my only problem."
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crossroadstroublemaker · 4 months ago
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LMAO ROCKET YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BROTHER-
"I know. It's Icedagger. Dad told me already."
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crossroadstroublemaker · 4 months ago
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"Okay! Snack, got!" -> He comes over and gives Sword the little snack before hurrying off to the avian demon's kitchen to get him some water and medicine. "Okay! I got the water and medicine!" -> Rocket came back into the room with a smile.
-> A whine could be heard. Oh! That was Rocket! - @crossroadstroublemaker
>Wh..
[ Sword turned to face Rocket, half awake and his face flushed.
>Oh..Oh, Rocket, what’s..um.. what’s wrong?
[ He ambled over to him, patting his head and hugging him.
>Did someone bother you? I can help if you want, hon..
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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yeah zuka wants to adopt icedagger
cuz lets be honest icey deserves a good parent who wont maul him ;;;;;
"I am- So confused right now-" -> He's lost on the plot right now, anon!
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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just a heads up- you might be getting a deity as a sibling, rocket
"Wha-"
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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-> Rocket nods and kisses Sword's forehead before hurrying over to the box beside the door, dropping down to his knees and starting to rummage through it. "Okay... Let's get you some medicine first once I find you a snack and some water... Does that sound good, Swordy?"
-> A whine could be heard. Oh! That was Rocket! - @crossroadstroublemaker
>Wh..
[ Sword turned to face Rocket, half awake and his face flushed.
>Oh..Oh, Rocket, what’s..um.. what’s wrong?
[ He ambled over to him, patting his head and hugging him.
>Did someone bother you? I can help if you want, hon..
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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"No." -> He says sternly and taps Sword on the nose. "You're staying in bed and I'm going to get you some medicine. Do you have any snacks? I need to get you something to eat and some water..." -> Rocket is NOT trying to cook. He'd rather not face Medkit's wrath.
-> A whine could be heard. Oh! That was Rocket! - @crossroadstroublemaker
>Wh..
[ Sword turned to face Rocket, half awake and his face flushed.
>Oh..Oh, Rocket, what’s..um.. what’s wrong?
[ He ambled over to him, patting his head and hugging him.
>Did someone bother you? I can help if you want, hon..
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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"I'm taking that as a no." -> He sighs and cups Sword's face, gently messing with the avian's cheeks feathers. "You're staying in bed. No ifs, ands or buts! I need to get you some medicine..."
-> A whine could be heard. Oh! That was Rocket! - @crossroadstroublemaker
>Wh..
[ Sword turned to face Rocket, half awake and his face flushed.
>Oh..Oh, Rocket, what’s..um.. what’s wrong?
[ He ambled over to him, patting his head and hugging him.
>Did someone bother you? I can help if you want, hon..
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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‼️
...
🗣️❌☹️
🫵🙂‍↕️ ❓
🗣️❌ 🟰 💘❗ 👋
(TRANSLATION: Oh!! ... I cannot speak. You understand? I, the person who cannot speak, am [ 💘 ]! Hello!)
-💘 (my heart is dying for this scrimblo)
"Ohhhh." -> He nods in understanding. "Dunno how I can understand you! But hey there!"
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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"No. Bed for you. Bed for sick birdy." -> He sticks his tongue out and gets his boyfriend into bed, grabbing his blanket and tossing it over him. "Where's your medicine... Have you taken ANY while you've been sick?"
-> A whine could be heard. Oh! That was Rocket! - @crossroadstroublemaker
>Wh..
[ Sword turned to face Rocket, half awake and his face flushed.
>Oh..Oh, Rocket, what’s..um.. what’s wrong?
[ He ambled over to him, patting his head and hugging him.
>Did someone bother you? I can help if you want, hon..
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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❓👋
-💘
"Huh?" -> He blinks while getting his sick and stupid bird boyfriend into bed.
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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"Into bed with you, dummy." -> He grabbed Sword by the shoulders and tried to push the poor bird back into his bed with a huff. "Stupid cute bird! You're all sick! You shouldn't be trying to take care of me when you need to be taken care of! Do you have any medicine? I mean- I wouldn't be shocked it you did since you live with Medkit." -> He wasn't going to take any form of protest as an answer. "Don't make me baby you, Swordy."
-> A whine could be heard. Oh! That was Rocket! - @crossroadstroublemaker
>Wh..
[ Sword turned to face Rocket, half awake and his face flushed.
>Oh..Oh, Rocket, what’s..um.. what’s wrong?
[ He ambled over to him, patting his head and hugging him.
>Did someone bother you? I can help if you want, hon..
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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-> Rocket wanted to rant, to go on a whole thing about a recent phight he had and how his team had lost because his teammates wouldn't stop arguing and fighting amongst themselves. -> But the moment he took notice of the Sword stopping himself from coughing, his tail curled in worry and his hands came up to feel the other's face. "Swordy-" -> He frowned and knitted his eyebrows together. "You're burning up."
-> A whine could be heard. Oh! That was Rocket! - @crossroadstroublemaker
>Wh..
[ Sword turned to face Rocket, half awake and his face flushed.
>Oh..Oh, Rocket, what’s..um.. what’s wrong?
[ He ambled over to him, patting his head and hugging him.
>Did someone bother you? I can help if you want, hon..
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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-> Rocket hugs onto his boyfriend tightly and buries his face into the other's neck, a whine of annoyance escaping his throat.
"Fuckin'-!"
-> He started but almost immediately got choked up from anger. What had happened?
-> A whine could be heard. Oh! That was Rocket! - @crossroadstroublemaker
>Wh..
[ Sword turned to face Rocket, half awake and his face flushed.
>Oh..Oh, Rocket, what’s..um.. what’s wrong?
[ He ambled over to him, patting his head and hugging him.
>Did someone bother you? I can help if you want, hon..
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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"Daaaaaaad..." -> He's embarrassed now.
hi I eat dirt
"Not much different ta' Rocket when he was younger-"
He sighed, stretching.
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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whats the scariest thing thats ever happened to ya
-> He stands there and stares, genuinely seeming to take a moment to think about his answer. "I mean... I nearly fell off those bridges in SFOTH! That was pretty damn scary! I'm glad Sword was there to save me tho..."
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crossroadstroublemaker · 5 months ago
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why are you such a cutie patootie
"Because I aaaaam!" -> He smirks and pokes his cheek.
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