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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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she was 17 bullying the entirety of london society

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER - 3x19: Choices

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3.13 | “The Zeppo”

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MERLIN 4.02 | The Darkest Hour: Part Two

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Viktor (about Yuuri): I can fix him.

Yurio: You are literally worse.

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nothing would be funnier or more on brand than if jatp starts trending on tumblr for the first time in years purely because everyone’s making posts about how they “keep seeing people speculating about a renewal even though there’s no chance for a renewal”

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I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

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my photos of the total solar eclipse 4.08.24

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10 years ago Yuzuru Hanyu was getting his first Olympic gold 🥇🥹

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So You Think You Can Abolish It Without Abolishing The Social Conditions That Give Rise To It: my new game show

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I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for the colour of their skin. And I thought, “That’s not actually anything to do with ‘political correctness’. That’s just treating other people with respect.”

Which made me oddly happy. I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase “politically correct” wherever we could with “treating other people with respect”, and it made me smile. 

You should try it. It’s peculiarly enlightening.

I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking “Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!”

Happy Valentine’s Day.

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YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

you have a body

that’s it

you’re beautiful

you win

congratulations 

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2014 was a fucking trainwreck

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i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.