crow-enthusiast
crow-enthusiast
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🦇they/them🦇22🦇i’m literally just 4 possums in a handmade sweatermutuals feel free to dm me if you want to be friends i don’t bite :3,,,,,, much
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crow-enthusiast · 13 minutes ago
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if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
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crow-enthusiast · 16 minutes ago
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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crow-enthusiast · 18 minutes ago
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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crow-enthusiast · 21 minutes ago
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i love how this scene encapsulates their casual day to day partnership so well actually
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crow-enthusiast · 24 minutes ago
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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.
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crow-enthusiast · 25 minutes ago
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crow-enthusiast · 3 hours ago
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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?
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crow-enthusiast · 5 hours ago
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crow-enthusiast · 7 hours ago
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guy who waited 11 days to have his broken finger looked at so now they have to re-break it -> (imagine a photo of me here)
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crow-enthusiast · 7 hours ago
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Maybe this is just me being old, but I genuinely think that, in general, a well-written dialogue scene between two interesting characters is about ten thousand times more entertaining than an action scene.
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crow-enthusiast · 7 hours ago
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crow-enthusiast · 7 hours ago
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Work in progress by the talented, Aubrey Jangala Dixon
Aubrey Tjangala was born in 1974 at Yayi Yayi, a Pintupi outstation 30km west of Papunya. Yayi Yayi was a temporary settlement established by Pintupi people as they began their migration back into the Western Desert during the homelands movement of the 1970s.
After returning to his home Country,
Aubrey lived at his father's outstation,
Ininti, before settling in Kintore where he resides today.
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crow-enthusiast · 7 hours ago
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crow-enthusiast · 7 hours ago
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80 yo retired ex-con Papi moving “when you die, you’re dead” further down his rule list and moving “life is for living” up to rule number one got me thinkin, man
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crow-enthusiast · 7 hours ago
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crow-enthusiast · 7 hours ago
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Out here dreaming up posts that are only funny if you are familiar with the plot of the Odyssey, the classic 1870 sci-fi novel Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, the 2003 film Finding Nemo and also know the Latin word for "no one".
Fortunately this is tumblr and everyone loves stupidly niche jokes. Here is my vision:
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crow-enthusiast · 8 hours ago
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Someone was asking in a thread what kind of people could work for ICE right now.
I think it's a good time to remember that the image above are the people who put children into gas chambers.
When I was little, I asked what kind of person could work at a concentration camp.
The answer to both questions I think is "normal people who have accepted the dehumanization of another group of people."
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