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Priorities.

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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For @dinlukeweek Matchmaker Grogu

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They know it.

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shoutout to the time in 2021 I was having scary seizurelike episodes that sent me to the neurologist, after having barely slept all week due to being a nervous wreck over my symptoms and shit.

when I sat down to describe what I was going through to the (young, very soft spoken) phys assistant taking my notes I started audibly almost crying . The whole time he’s furiously working on a tablet thing that I assumed he was writing my symptoms down on

in the midst of me having a mild nervous breakdown during my monologue he slowly turns the tablet to me after closing whatever program he had open and just fuckin stare-smiles at me all placidly til I notice the wallpaper the laptop is set to— a lovingly decorated collage of Lord Farquaad from Shrek

once I noticed I stopped dead in my tracks and we sat there staring at another for a solid minute til I broke down wheeze laughing, upon which he picked up the tablet and scurried off wordlessly. I just sat there dumbfounded til the doc showed up. 10/10 doctor experience ngl

I didn’t own a phone at the time to get any proof so this my best artistic recreation

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The funny thing is that I can fully see where a lot of very dumb discourse on this site came from but it doesnt make it any less perplexing

"Weight is most often determined by genetics rather than lifestyle choices, and the connection to health is not as black and white as TLC would have you believe": yeah, im with you.

"A person's health is not in any way connected to their worth as a person, and its not any of your business how healthy someone is to begin with, nor is it fair to demand fat people bend over backwards to perform health for you in a way you never ask of skinny people": absolutely. Completely agree with you.

"Saying that vegetables and exercise are good for you is fatphobic": okay what the hell happened here

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I shouldn't have yelled at you. We're sisters. It's our job.

LILO & STITCH (2002) dir. Dean DeBlois & Chris Sanders

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For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.

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"Then I know you. Marry me."

@dinlukeweek Day 2: Meet on Tatooine AU | Marriage Vows

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Tarzan (1999) - dir. Chris Buck, Kevin Lima

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But one day, the Heart will be found by someone who will journey beyond our reef, find Maui, deliver him across the great ocean to restore Te Fiti's Heart and save us all.

MOANA (2016) dir. John Musker, Ron Clements

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Like... Do people realise JynCassian isn't explicitly canon? They're not romantically involved directly in the movie. It's fine to love a non-canon ship, people! The existence of the BixCassian baby doesn't take away from it!

and hONESTLY I THINK IT CAN MAKE REBELCAPTAIN MORE INTERESTING. BIX AND CASSIAN WEREN'T EVEN TALKING BY ROGUE ONE AND CO-PARENTING IS A THING. WHY ARE WE SHYING AWAY FROM THIS IT COULD BE SO FUN

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ZOOTOPIA (2016) dir. Byron Howard, Rich Moore, Jared Bush

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@dinlukeweek day 6: Hiding Injuries / Luke and Din on a Tatooine mission

slightly different reception on tatooine missions than in the rest of the galaxy

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