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Dracula Daily Day 22 Recap

The first of Johnathan’s post dated letters has been sent

The time for action has come

Johnathan realizes Drac only comes out at night

Johnathan plans to sneak into Drac’s room in lizard fashion

Dracula’s room is lightly furnished with a heap of dusty gold that is over 300 years old just laying in the corner for anyone to steal. How unsafe, Count!

Drac has a secret passage way inside his room

At the bottoms, we discover 50 boxes of freshly dug grave dirt

Johnathan discovers Schrödinger’s Dracula - at the moment simultaneously alive and dead all at once

Someone thoughtfully gave Drac air holes for his upcoming journey in his box…

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sometimes I think it’d be easier if someone else was the eldest daughter but then I hate that idea because what if they are incompetent and do it wrong

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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Dracula Daily Day 21 Recap

We return to our dear Johnathan once more, and he is looking out a window

There is the sound of digging

Dracula appears wearing Johnathan’s clothes and crawls down the castle

Dracula is besmirching Johnathan’s good name and branding him as a baby snatcher

Johnathan, probably:

The wives return to claim Johnathan by trying to hypnotize him

A woman shows up for her baby that Drac stole and is devoured by wolves

The toils continue…

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#how it feels

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY · 04.16 "Books"

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.

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a platypus with zero brain activity

there’s absolutely nothing going on in a tiny brain of his

right..?

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[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

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