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from the butch perspective: when we see a beautiful sexy person (femme especially) our brain stops working properly

i mean-- i was at a birthday party full of drop dead gorgeous fem(me)s a couple of days ago, and the dress code was kinda slutty, so i had brain malfunctioning literally ALL night long, right from the start. like i am ringing the doorbell and greeting the girl while she opens the door, complaining about getting lost on the way there or sth, looking in her eyes (neurodivigent but trying to be polite, so maybe too intensely lmao)

but then I glance lower and I see that she's wearing a see-through bra and a skirt with long slits that reveals thighs fully and I stop mid-sentence, mid-word, even, probably it was a cuss, and just-- ".....damn.👀 'k 'm silent now." as i get a bit flustered in a split second and looking up and down frantically

and the exact same thing happened over and over again, maybe dozens of times when I was caught off-guard mid-sentence by a peak of boobs, ass, thighs, back, everything actually. just blue screening.

one of my favourite things about being femme for butch (and maybe this happens in butch4butch relationships I hope it does I’m just not in one so I’m not sure) genuinely they/she/he always say the goofiest and sweetest shit in response to you being sexy/naked. Here are some of my favourites that have happened to me:

- sometimes my butch will just bite their fist and moan LMAO

- the little etch and sketch head shake to shake out the dirty thoughts after seeing you

- last night we were calling and I was taking off my work uniform. They saw my tits and went (no context) WOAH. NICE.

- the speechless stare

- sometimes when we are in the shower he will just look at me (I could be washing my hair or my bellybutton or something idk) and he will just go, HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?! And ofc it makes me a blushing mess.

- not a goofy one, but every single time I do my makeup each time he sees me, in every step of the process he makes sure to tell me how pretty I look and how he loves what I’ve done

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serving extreme slavic butch cunt today by wearing a jean jacket in a blizzard while going home after gym

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*fucking someone nonbinary* you've been a bad person

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heyyy would you be okay with me messaging you ?

heyy I think so yeah)) I might take waaay too long to reply but if ur not in dni sure :3

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need a dom femme to ride my strap while my hands are tied up to a headboard and im unable to touch her. need her her to choke me, to laugh at me when im literally roaring and struggling in the ropes like a beast in a cage. to slap my face as im trying to get out of the bounds and control the situation even for a bit. of course she knows I'm just trying to get into trouble by that, wanting even more attention by that

"such a fucking brat.. don't you wanna be a good boy and try to control the fuck out of yourself?" - she whispers, almost threatening as im mumbling something along the lines of "yes ma'am im sorry", and she laughs again softly, seeing me so desperate

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UHOH! It’s spooky season and who doesn’t love a nice ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW crossover??

Because I have Good Omens brain rot, I present you with this lovely abomination.

Enjoy!

(I really like how Hastur turned out!)

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rise, lesbians!

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update: oh my god I hope _that one girl_ didn't realise (and other people who have seen it) that I have a massive kink for face-slapping when she jokingly did it very gently a couple of times and I whimpered like a bitch in heat.... would be such a shame if she did and used it later somehow to turn me into a flustered fucking mess you know....

'm gonna go to a lil house party full of gorgeous horny lesbians this weekend...... oh I hope no one pulls me by my tie and kisses me in the middle of my awkward attempts at flirting (i'm gonna wear it for this purpose explicitly) and then guiding me to the next person, letting them hold it... and I'm not gonna get hands all over my body, tugging at my hair, stroking my thighs and getting under my shirt... and I reeeeeally hope no one accidentally calls me a "good boy", just as a joke, cause im gonna be all red and flustered in a split second and they would tease me about me being horny for such simple things

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anyway if you need me I’ll be thinking about getting railed on a picnic blanket

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communicatio in sacris by @voluptatiscausa

more art for vol, because these fics changed something in me okay!!

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if I had a nickel for every time a girl who i was (and still is) low-key crushing on and have been wanting to ask out for a while but have been too insecure even though she was obviously interested in me had gotten into a relationship with a cishet dude just as I've finally braced myself to make some sort of move, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's fucking hysterical it happened two times.

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having a praise kink is sooo embarrassing like yeah I can't get off until you pat me on the head and tell me I'm the prettiest bestest goodest boy in the whole world. yeah and sometimes I'll ask "I'm good?" in the whiniest most pathetic voice and I'll need you to respond with affirmations about how good I definitely am before I can continue. in fact the term "good" is practically a magic word here. yeah sort of like an anxious dog. please don't ask about my relationship to my parents or other systems of authority growing up. anyway do you want me carnally

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More.

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"if you are fully aware of yourself, why do you keep acting like that?" babe slapping self awareness on top of bpd only grants the ability to watch yourself self-destruct straight from the vip section thats all it does literally

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maybe i dont want to be in a polycule, maybe i just want something to fill in for my need of a sense of family