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⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

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september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good

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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

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My default assumption is that I'm always in the way and nobody actually wants to be around me

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*gritting my teeth, smashing my head against the wall* i. am. wor.thy. of. com.pa.ssion. i. am. wor.thy. of. friend.ship. i. am. wor.thy. of. love. i. am. wor.thy. of. for.give.ness. my. mis.takes. do. not. de.fine. me. i. will. not jump. off. a. cliff. to.day.

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Yup Alice Oseman is a Good Omens fan 🩵

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Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.

You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.

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I think if I do nothing else on this earth than make people feel a little more loved in a time where they felt alone then ive served my purpose well

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we need more "demonic possession" stories where actually the human in question has purposely made a timeshare contract. the demon gets certain possession rights but in return is responsible for a variety of life/body maintenance responsibilities (exercise, dental appointments, washing machine repairs, etc) that the human simply does not have the energy to deal with. it works for them

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wait isnt gender over today

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they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

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the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you've never made in your entire life

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I spent about 2 hours sketching this scene from a show Im watching. Obviously, there's no Crowley in that show but I couldn't help imagining so I sketched.

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Wildest dreams wishes for Good Omens Season 3/finale which will probably not come true but I can still hope hey!

Number 53

Another “Dial the silly up to 11!” wildest dream time again!

So I’ve got a number of “Continuing Adventures of Crowley and Muriel” short stories I’ve got floating around (which I really must collate into a series for AO3 one of these days), and I contributed to some rather silly shenanigans in the comments of this post by @vidavalor last week.

I’d love an absolutely ridiculous scene of Crowley playing with some figurines that look like him and Aziraphale only for Muriel to walk in and bust him.

Crowley: “Oh Crowley, you’re ever so smart and clever and so so handsome! You’re right, we should run away to Alpha Centauri together!”

“Thank you for saying that Aziraphale! I have the Bentley packed with all your favourite chocolates and pastries right now! Let’s go!”

“Oh you wicked yet alluring demon you know I can’t say no to you”

“Oh Angel!”

“Oh Crowley”

Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah

Muriel walks in: Are those dolls Mr Crowley?

Crowley: AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!

(He hurls the dolls across the room).

It’s ridiculous and stupid and will never happen but man I crack myself up sometimes. I’m wondering if I can flesh this out into a legitimate short fic?…

Follow me for more unhinged thoughts and don’t forget to check out my whole Wildest Dreams index for other silly wishes which will probably not happen but I can dream about!

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Safe and sound in their cottage, dreaming a shared dream ✨

@goodomensafterdark

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(original caption) The devil wears an n95