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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

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New brush pack up on my gumroad!! reallyyyyyyy excited about these

pay what you want $0 minimum as usual

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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

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hey everyone new question are there any songs that freak you the hell out so bad that you can never listen to them again. like i mean songs that just fuck with your mind. mines hamburger lady by throbbing gristle i physically cant listen to that song without getting terrible paranoia. i’m really curious 2 hear peoples input on this since people always talk about disturbing movies and games but not a lot about scary MUSIC and i think we should talk about scary music MORE🗣️

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

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remembering some guy in a discord server talking shit and like nobody there was on his side but he kept reacting to his own messages with ☝️ and ✅ to make it look like someone agreed with him

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playing stupid games i can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts