I think my friends are tired of me texting them my mental shitposts so now you all have to deal with it. Est. 1995
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found this on pinterest, thought of tumblr
part two of 'bonsai's stolen memes'
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The acid pit maintenance guy is here. He says I’ve disposed of too many bodies in this thing and it’s thrown off the pH balance.
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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭
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say what you will about god but the fact that hed rather build a cow wall instead of talking to cops was a very understandable reaction
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Former Minnesota Vikings punter, Chris Kluwe, who was blacklisted from the league for standing up for marriage equality, speaks at a city council meeting where he calls Trump a Nazi. He is subsequently arrested and carried out by police.
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"And this is the stoplight where I stopped believing in God"
#the main highlight of showing my partner around my hometown#there was a second of silence#and then he was like 'wait what?'#and i was like 'yeah I was driving home from swim practice and as an experiment decided to not believe in God'#'And then I merged onto the highway and didn't die so I never looked back'#'And here we are like 13 years later'
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I don't even watch Naruto I just think he's neat
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