crows-murder
crows-murder
we are sorry for Hello Kitty's incompetence
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Ghost | 20+ | they/she | ♠️ | local cryptid | i don't actually know anything | ao3
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crows-murder · 7 hours ago
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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
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crows-murder · 7 hours ago
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crows-murder · 7 hours ago
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Has science gone too far
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crows-murder · 7 hours ago
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when you're talking about the character and the person who likes the character starts typing for a long time
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crows-murder · 7 hours ago
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we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk
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crows-murder · 7 hours ago
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It's all fun and games and laughing at BookTok until you can't get on AO3 anymore, as someone who likes both romance and fanfic.
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crows-murder · 7 hours ago
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is he rocking with the orthodox ita bag
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crows-murder · 7 hours ago
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What's the first question that really pops into peoples' minds about Ea-Nasir? I'm trying to write this history down, but I'm struggling.
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crows-murder · 8 hours ago
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rewatching atla after like 10 years and zuko is so insanely pitiful
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crows-murder · 8 hours ago
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Maybe if people updated more we wouldn't turn to ai
You’re a pathetic, impatient loser. Fanfic writers owe you nothing, and their writing is their own, not yours to do with as you choose, you entitled brat.
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crows-murder · 8 hours ago
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Wait now I have a better one. This is for a very niche audience but any of the jet lag boys (or all if you want) in an outfit from the I Want To Break Free video !
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Brian doesn't deserve to be Freddie but I do think he would own it
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crows-murder · 8 hours ago
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Fic writers, put in the tags what the difference in hits is between your most and least viewed fics. Mine is 7,720 (7,779-59).
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crows-murder · 1 day ago
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It wimdy
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crows-murder · 2 days ago
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today i wrote zero words! but i did think about my story twice in passing. that probably counts for something
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crows-murder · 2 days ago
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Seeing a lot of new people show up in my notes with like "proship dni" or whatever so RENT LOWERING GUNSHOT: IM AN ADULT WHO DOES NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMATIC SHIPS, IM OLD AND BELIEVE TABOO FICTION IS SAFE AND HEALTHY, IM AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS IT'S FINE TO HAVE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE BAD IN REAL LIFE, I BELIEVE IN TABOO KINKS AS HEALING PLACES, I DO NOT DO SHIP DISCOURSE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO WRITE ABOUT BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE WITHOUT CONDEMNING IT IN THE NARRATIVE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO GET OFF TO MAKE BELIEVE BAD THINGS!!! THANKS
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crows-murder · 2 days ago
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