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im so tired.

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Hello I am the tiny penis doctor. You might notice that the placard on my desk says big penis doctor, that is because the hospital calls me the big penis doctor so if you have a tiny penis you do not have to ask for the tiny penis doctor, you simply ask for the big penis doctor and that way nobody knows you have a tiny penis. I am sorry my friend I have left the intercom on so now the entire hospital knows you have a tiny penis, I am so sorry

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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might you want a chidori painting in the days leading up to p3r???

She wasn't originally gonna be bloody but her hair leaked onto her face and I didn't have any white paint to fix it

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Ancap's trying to bribe half the table, Authright's losing both the game and his pride, Commie actually read up on strategy, and Ancom's eating the tiles.

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overheated

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animals are so right about nuzzling your face into things

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You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.

alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.

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'someone draw bdg as winter king' i say as i do so myself

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Shhhh they’re in a musical number 🎶❄️⛄️

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well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

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IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE. IM GOING TO PASS AWAY. I WILL SIMPLY EVAPORATE.