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First pair of posters! I will be uploading a series of your average workplace reminders and motivational posters as I go along.

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The Golbo Plushie campaign is LIVE! Pre-order Golbo now to make it real!

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Let livewire rate your ocs 👀

I've got expression doodles for how she feels about em!

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Oven baked scrunkly

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Whenever the history of video game consoles comes up on this blog, folks tend to be surprised by remarks like describing the PS2 as "sixth generation" – like, if the PS2 was already six generations deep, what the fuck did the other five look like? The idea that home video game consoles have been around since the early 1970s is unexpected to many, and I 100% encourage anybody with an interest in the medium to read up on those early consoles, not only because knowing your history is handy, but because they were often pretty fantastic aesthetically. Like, look at this thing:

This is a Magnavox Odyssey from 1972. I love the juxtaposition of sterile white plastic, faux leather texture, and artificial wood grain – it's like it can't decide whether it wants to be a Star Trek prop or a footrest. However, I personally regard 1977's Coleco Telstar Arcade as the pinnacle of the form, because... well:

Like, this is it, folks. This is what peak performance looks like.

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Paws by @/salmonrunstudios on Instagram!

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Tux! the alien

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Archie the gargoyle! He needed a proper getup

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I haven’t drawn anything of value (cough tf2 stuff) so take this art of my fursona 👍

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adopt sold omgg

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Website would like the patch I just finished painting.

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Fat bat Dagger :3

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Aight as long as you understand that I may choose to deflect certain asks

Go forth

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

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I adore SOTM clean o vac so much,,,

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Yoyoyoyo if you do artfight and like my art, im playing again this year and do just about everything from friendly fire, revenge and more!!!

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The entity stares back, having gone from upright to all fours, hissing as spiderlike legs grew from its back.

he radios in, asking for backup. hoping that whatever it is, it doesn't attack. This was supposed to be a simple scouting mission.

however, his video feed begins to glitch, fading to a snowy static, somehow effected by the entity as all connection is lost.

later, the scout is found, barely alive... poisoned, his medkit and food rations gone. He tries to speak, but its nonsensical gibberish. the entity itself? nowhere to be found

. . .the hunt begins.

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let nature reclaim you

sorry if the backgrounds bright or weird,, its this or the white void and a coloured square </3