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Hahha maybe I’m underestimating V here, though. I really can’t get a handle on any hint of canon V backstory so he either goes Creature in my brain or ‘Italian gentleman raised by ministry devout in the Linköping branch,’ in which case I propose that he is okay at grilled cheese but actually prefers making proper köttbullar, because he can. WITH lingonberries because he wasn’t raised in a fucking barn.

Yeah we have headcanons about which Papas enjoy gourmet cooking and all that stuff but here's the real question:

Which Papa makes the best grilled cheese?

I'm not talking the fanciest with the highest quality ingredients and perfect bread to cheese ratio, I mean which Papa do you go to when you've had a long day and you just want some gooey buttery comfort food, with the cheese melted and stretchy and the bread golden brown but not burned?

DISCUSS.

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Okay let’s talk this through.

Nihil loves a good grilled cheese and could probably make one if nobody else was around, but it’s a 50/50 chance he’s burning something down. The bread, the stove, the house. It’s going to be overdone and yet underdone.

Primo, I think he’s a man of the world, a man who likes good things but is also kind of not the best in the kitchen. He’s too busy plotting for the end of the world and his reign by Lucifer’s right hand to worry about cooking. You’d get an okay grilled cheese from him but he’d use way too much cheese and it wouldn’t melt.

Secondo for all of his decadence is, I think, a pretty stable guy when it comes to solid kitchen skills. He’s a pleaser. If he doesn’t know, he’ll learn. You’ll get a good grilled cheese but he might try to throw in some expensive cheeses just to prove a point and it’s not gonna be the ooey gooey vibe. He will not use the classic American cheese required for a true grilled cheese. He’d probably try to convince you to just let him make you lasagna. This is objectively the smarter choice all around.

Terzo to me is in the top two grilled cheese men. Playful, attentive, irreverent, not really fussy about strict culinary traditions. He might get a little distracted but overall he’s a dependable grilled cheese man in service to his congregation. The real issue is he might try and replace unholy communion with little cups of tomato soup and small one-bite grilled cheeses. He’d like to say ‘Grilled cheezus Christ!’ To people.

Copia is pretty pathetic but that man can make a perfect grilled cheese. He’d learned to make them in a toaster turned sideways so you have to give him a proper pan tutorial but his cautious nature means he’s not gonna turn the pan up too high and his hater behavior means he’s not gonna be second to anyone god damn it. He’s a cheesy guy! I think he’s the winner here.

Perpetua brings you a live cow. He’s got the spirit at least.

Yeah we have headcanons about which Papas enjoy gourmet cooking and all that stuff but here's the real question:

Which Papa makes the best grilled cheese?

I'm not talking the fanciest with the highest quality ingredients and perfect bread to cheese ratio, I mean which Papa do you go to when you've had a long day and you just want some gooey buttery comfort food, with the cheese melted and stretchy and the bread golden brown but not burned?

DISCUSS.

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dick from a nerd that looks at you like you're the most precious thing in the world

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do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

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Fingering the plot hole

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vibes: extremely cool cousin who has a beaded curtain over her bedroom door and the navy blue, 90s celestial bedspread

omg I do not have a beaded curtain but maybe I should have one!!!!! I did however had a perfectly 90s celestial blue and gold shower curtain and part of a bathroom set in the actual 90s though so you are kind of not wrong!!!!!! thank u anon I feel very cool through your eyes

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Runs my finger longingly along his picture, like a wife missing her husband who is away in a war (it’s been a week since I saw Ghost live)

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cool but kinda intimidating

but i want to be friends with everyone and bake a cake with rainbows and sprinkles <3

(I promise I am as intimidating as a wet sock)

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Every time I think about that 'erm actually you shouldn't use ai you should ask your HUSBAND for ideas' post a part of me that is vehemently ai but also a spiteful little hater starts whirring like the propeller on a multi-colored jester's hat

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Good news! It’s Ritual Sex Saturday, a thing I just made up to celebrate weird sex ritual fics!

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I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

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mummy dust

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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in the middle of the night, it...........you know.