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Everyday I get happier my ship is non existent

My aroace x aroace lovers

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I have a head cannon that if your last names dragneel you have autism and can’t read rooms and I whole heartedly believe this and yes this includes igneel dragneel that dragon has autism and he put it in all his sons

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Am I crazy maybe but I’m happy

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I think Laxus and natsu are the cutest friendship ever

To me they are cousins like LAXUS is very done with him but clearly Laxus loves his guild and he probably very much cares about natsu. When Laxus was first shown natsu was fully convinced laxus was not making the guild fight for power natsu believed he was doing this without any negative connotation he genuinely believed laxus is just liked him. Although Laxus is incredible not like other dragon slayer he probably still acts like one to people like natsu because he’s known natsu for so long, like he ruffles natsu s hair and is patient with him for the most part. Like laxus was so ready to kill Eric when he came to the guild he immediately clocked him. LAXUS is obviously very proud of natsu he’s very confident in natsu ability’s and every time he speaks about him it’s like he’s gloating about his little brother like “oh my god guys” and natsu learning Lexus’s magic just solidifies that bond to me. I love protective Laxus guys

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I feel bad shit insane talking to a wall about dragneel brothers 😭

Anyways silly brother hc that would fit into lore if zeref didn’t have a curse and joined fairy tail and wasn’t actually insane

-Zeref definitely constantly makes sure his out fit is correct and tidy like he doesn’t mean to do it but he just feels more in control of himself that way. And when he sees Natsu’s clothes always messed up and messy he constantly fusses about it after he fights and brushes Natsu off without realizing

-Natsu is zerefs biggest weakness if that weakness was he just doesn’t wanna hurt Natsu emotionally or physically at all like Natsu is his baby. Zeref could never actually hurt Natsu badly sure Zeref is fully aware Natsu can handle anything but if he’s fighting and someone put Natsu infront of that attack he would immediately stop it, Natsu is very important to him and Natsu knows that to. which why he used it to get stuff from Zeref

-I know zeref made lullaby as a whole killing thing but it would be really funny if zeref also created things or other instruments that reminded him of people he liked especially Natsu so there’s a flute out there that’s just for Natsu but will never be found cause it won’t be played unless Natsu finds it. There’s tons of zerefs instruments and creations out there that aren’t for anyone but Natsu

-Natsu likes to draw not well and he draws like a five year old however whenever it does it just makes him incredible happy and carefree (this is totally not based off of that scene in 100 year quest when Natsu wrote in the library books) and he doesn’t tell anyone about it but he likes to draw people sometimes it’s good sometimes it’s not but it just makes Natsu happy and whenever zeref sees Natsu draws he always sits next to him and watches happily

-Natsu’s very short and I mean like 5,3 and it’s cause Natsu has always been small he’s just small and zeref cant get over how funny it is because Natsu convinced half the people he knows he’s taller than he is by just not standing directly next to them it just makes zeref giggle sometimes Natsu literally needs to climb on him for missions but Natsu being small helps them do a lot of things like sneak into vents or something

-zeref is a big hugger and wraps his arms around Natsu head and in a death grip he rubs his face in Natsu hair. Sometimes zeref will lift Natsu up to see things and he always hugs Natsu before lifting him up on his hands

-Natsu and zeref both speak a different language and it’s not a normal language it’s a mix of old language from there town and draconic which makes a weird language no one knows because the whole town was wiped out. I also believe this town had there own customs and beliefs and coexist with dragons just didn’t care for them which is why they knew draconic but so jumbled with some other language Natsu and zerefs culture and language is just incomprehensible to anyone. This town celebrated life and death which is why zeref is named after death and Natsu is the summer it’s like after a volcano erupts new life begins.

-igneel was fond of zeref and wanted zeref to stay with him when he dropped Natsu at his door and zeref still does not know why

-Natsu and zeref hold hands all the time to not lose each other

-zeref has dragon parts like Natsu but more demonic from his curse but he’s rarely seen with his demon/dragon tail

-Natsu and zeref act so similar sometimes there both bubbly in the same way boyishly happy to be around each other

-would elfman Mirajane and lissanna be the opposite of ignia zeref and Natsu I think they have a “who are the better siblings battle

-Natsu and zeref hate ignias “nieces” (the gold dragons ancestors) because they thing there such great siblings when there just the worst versions of them

-Natsu and zeref can never take things seriously there always giggling and confused by the target

-zeref has a cat called misery which is the opposite of happy and is a Scottish fold cat and also purple (ignia also has a cat who’s a lynx or leopard who can’t stand ignias ass)

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Natsu to me is very smart like his brother zeref just in a different way because I fully believe Natsu could win a chess match he just wouldn’t know how he did it, like zeref critically can think and solve really intricate problems but Natsu? No he wouldn’t be able to. I think Natsu learns threw actions rather than actually thinking he’s street smart rather than book smart but Natsu isn’t dumb he’s just more in touch with actual situations in front of him rather than hypothetically which is why he seems dumb. I also think he forgets things that he doesn’t really need to remember because he forgot half of his core things he should’ve learned then re-learned them when he got his memories back. Also he just doesn’t have proper education. But a lot of people don’t realize that at like 5 years of your life you learn basic everything so for Natsu to forget that and then re learn it from a dragon probably put him back so much more than people realize

I think he repeats things he GENUINELY believes so it may sound simple to some people but it’s probably how he remembers things that’s a hc I heavily implant on Natsu because Natsu forgetting what a library is but knowing what a library is like 8 years ago is crazy because I believe getting his memory back with zeref fucked up the way he remembers and thinks because now he does remember the core time he spent learning to grow normal and that being abruptly stopped and even then Natsu didn’t speak or write he refused I think Natsu just is struggling to think half the time

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Of Montreal the band is just Zeref and I have no explanation for this. I really don’t except the brain rot in my mind. love Zeref though, it’s like if he was happy for once in his miserable life.

Send help I’m so bored

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I know everyone’s disappointed about the development of 100 year quest but honestly I’m just glad zeref and Natsu got there brother moment like 4 times and I hope ignia gets his ass beat and becomes Natsu actual big sibling I want Natsu to end with having a big bro to look up to that’s alive

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Nothing is more devastating than this. The UN World Food Program has officially suspended aid delivery to northern Gaza, citing violence and lack of safety as major reasons the aid trucks aren’t getting through. Israeli officers are liberally shooting at Palestinians who try to approach the trucks in hopes of getting even the smallest morsels of food, despite the fact that Israel has allowed only one crossing for the already woefully low numbers of aid they’re permitting entry. Reportedly this number has fallen from 140 a day in January to just 60 a day this month, and now 16% of all Gazan children under 2 are “acutely malnourished.” Meanwhile, the US vetoes a call for a ceasefire for the third fucking time. It’s so inhumane in its cruelty it’s actually shocking to see it being allowed to go on and on, and on an international level no less.

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It’s the funniest thing to me when people are like “Natsu can kiss good” or even knows how to kiss when like Natsu has no romantic interest in anybody like I don’t even think he cares for it and I know not everyone agrees but he’s so

That everytime I see him get shipped romantically it doesn’t make sense to me cause like I think it’s cause I’m aroace and act the same when it comes to romance but to me like Natsu has no romantic interest in anyone I think he sees everyone on the same level like even Lucy and I do not care. Like how others view them because I think ships that were obviously canon even in the authors mind weren’t made canon but implied was just the fact that it was made to be open and I really respect that because it lets me relate to an aspect I don’t get to see a lot of the time

And think everyone has the right to think Natsu isn’t aroace just to me in my corner he’s very aroace and just has strong friendship connections he’s just a silly guy who’s perfectly fine with himself and I want to see this hc around a lot more

I think what mainly made me hc this was the fact that Natsu when he was like “who’s the women in ur heart” like every girl in the guild maybe even more who were his like “love interests” were like his very best friends and Natsu like a sweet kid I think he loves everyone it’s very weird to me that no one else sees him falling in love with everyone cause he does just not romantically he keeps everyone in his heart I FUCKING LOVE NATSU

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Dragneel brothers save me…

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Don’t stop talking about Palestine 🇵🇸

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SPOILERS I think for 100 year quest 151

Natsus little smile makes me so happy anyways I think this whole arc will end up with Natsu not taking help from the others because Natsu as a charachters has always held other people’s power and fight and never really able to control his own self will because he may get lost in fighting but I think in the end Natsu can gain control of his power and probably defeat ignia ide enjoy big brother ignia but those chances are very slim

I think Natsu may actually just burn everything in his way though like ignia with his wants to burn everything but Natsu wants to light everything up it’s cause they have different ideals

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This is like the rarest rare-pair I think I’ve ever shipped but sazuka and Natsu are just ying and yang to me I see Natsu as aroace but they would have a queer platonic relationship and stuff and the way sazuka goes along with Natsu while also balancing him out and keeping him from getting injured and knows how to deal with him in the matter of a few seconds with this man is so silly they act like sazuka immediately knows how to explain stuff to Natsu without c thinking he’s dumb but like he just understands things in a certain way and there little infatuation with eachother for just a few moments is so silly like it’s really the knight that went to go kill the dragon but they ended up being best buddies and Natsu just happily answers his questions like with his math equation like they know how to calm eachother down and I think that’s just so sweet and I know we won’t see much of them but there so cute to me as a ship

THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EAVHTOHER

“He’s a dunce indeed!!” That is ur long distance bf

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I really like the idea of ignia Natsu and zeref being a little family and being the bestest of siblings and ide like to imagine zeref and ignia don’t get along and Natsu is the only reason they do it’s my favorite thing to think about