crunchy-chip-captain

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"Makes sense. But I have a question! What happens if a Cookie gets the potion on their hands while they're, um... bottling it? Does that still count as a use, and its effects still apply? Oh! Is that why you have the gloves? That's pretty neat, actually. Did you—"

He stops, realizing he's blabbering.

"Uh, sorry. One handful at a time. But my questions still stand!"

There is now a Cream Wolf poking around the shop. It sniffs the shelves curiously, carefully maneuvering its large body and trying its best not to knock anything down. It rests itself by the shop's main window, soaking in the sun and the attention it brings itself and the shop.

"oh- hey- be- huh.."

Prune juice was about to start freaking out at the fact there was A WHOLE ASS CREAM WOLF in his store, but was surprised to see how carefully it maneuvered around and found somewhere to lay down.

He carefully approaches, taking careful steps with a hand on Prune jellys bottle just in case.

"hey there... Big guy.. what are you doing in here..?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"Looks like we did, actually. The mountain territory isn't unfamiliar, but the climate... very much is. What do you call this place, anyway?"

Crunchy Chip Cookie would rather not, but he takes off his pelt and ties it around his waist. It's too hot here to wear on his shoulders.

A Cream Wolf wanders its way over to Capsaicin Cookie, sniffing out the source of spice and heat. The wolf sneezes, and by the weight of it, that's not the first time it's happened. It looks somewhat exhausted, thick fur making the trek discomforting, but the wolf seems determined despite itself. It spots him, tilting its head in earnest curiosity, tail starting to wag. Have they found someone to play with?

"PUPPYYYYY!!! HI PUPPY!!!!!!"

Capsaicin kneels down and excitedly offers his hand to the cream wolf.

"You seem too friendly to be a wild puppy... Have you lost your owner?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"...I have no idea what any of that means. But it sounds good, so- yay! Better you know what you're doing than not."

Crunchy Chip Cookie watches him work, still mesmerized that this is even a thing that can HAPPEN in this world. It's easy to tell the man is less familiar with magic than a newborn baby.

There is now a Cream Wolf poking around the shop. It sniffs the shelves curiously, carefully maneuvering its large body and trying its best not to knock anything down. It rests itself by the shop's main window, soaking in the sun and the attention it brings itself and the shop.

"oh- hey- be- huh.."

Prune juice was about to start freaking out at the fact there was A WHOLE ASS CREAM WOLF in his store, but was surprised to see how carefully it maneuvered around and found somewhere to lay down.

He carefully approaches, taking careful steps with a hand on Prune jellys bottle just in case.

"hey there... Big guy.. what are you doing in here..?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"...A very precise art, then," Crunchy Chip Cookie chuckles, looking at the vial of caffeine. "Pretty practical, too. I might snag a few of these from you when I head back home. What's next?" He asks enthusiastically, fidgeting with the blades on his gauntlet to calm his excitement.

There is now a Cream Wolf poking around the shop. It sniffs the shelves curiously, carefully maneuvering its large body and trying its best not to knock anything down. It rests itself by the shop's main window, soaking in the sun and the attention it brings itself and the shop.

"oh- hey- be- huh.."

Prune juice was about to start freaking out at the fact there was A WHOLE ASS CREAM WOLF in his store, but was surprised to see how carefully it maneuvered around and found somewhere to lay down.

He carefully approaches, taking careful steps with a hand on Prune jellys bottle just in case.

"hey there... Big guy.. what are you doing in here..?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"Huh, guess that makes sense—it's an art after all. What, uh... what potion are we making?" Crunchy Chip Cookie studies the ingredients Prune Juice Cookie set out, trying to appear thoughtful when really all he's doing is staring at the incredibly weird things in the jars and vials, wanting to know about every little thing but deciding against asking so many rapidfire questions in case he annoys the potioncrafter.

Elysium, on the other hand, is sniffing EVERYTHING. So so many ingredients and so so many smells! Happy wolf. When he's done, he settles by the entry to the back room, laying down for what he expects to be a pretty decent nap.

There is now a Cream Wolf poking around the shop. It sniffs the shelves curiously, carefully maneuvering its large body and trying its best not to knock anything down. It rests itself by the shop's main window, soaking in the sun and the attention it brings itself and the shop.

"oh- hey- be- huh.."

Prune juice was about to start freaking out at the fact there was A WHOLE ASS CREAM WOLF in his store, but was surprised to see how carefully it maneuvered around and found somewhere to lay down.

He carefully approaches, taking careful steps with a hand on Prune jellys bottle just in case.

"hey there... Big guy.. what are you doing in here..?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

Duality of the potion shop rn

could i have drawn this better? probably i also just didnt want too

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@earthbreadscutesttrickster @eternal-spice-overlord @crunchy-chip-captain

[crunchy-chip-captain]

I give u dis cat drone for free

It can guard u :3 with its built in gun

cats... ugh..

i mean, thanks I suppose, but I'm not a cat person.

[crunchy-chip-captain]

gay cookies. i have nothing else to say

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"I'd love to sit in if you'll have me. And we can send Elysium for anything you run out of! He's a pretty good tracker, I can give him my coin pouch and a piece of whatever you're out of to send him off.

Always interesting to learn something new!" Crunchy Chip Cookie follows Prune Juice Cookie into the back room, enamored with all the shiny things.

There is now a Cream Wolf poking around the shop. It sniffs the shelves curiously, carefully maneuvering its large body and trying its best not to knock anything down. It rests itself by the shop's main window, soaking in the sun and the attention it brings itself and the shop.

"oh- hey- be- huh.."

Prune juice was about to start freaking out at the fact there was A WHOLE ASS CREAM WOLF in his store, but was surprised to see how carefully it maneuvered around and found somewhere to lay down.

He carefully approaches, taking careful steps with a hand on Prune jellys bottle just in case.

"hey there... Big guy.. what are you doing in here..?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"Huh. Well, I mean... If you say so," he shrugs. Elysium sniffs at Prune Juice's potions satchel. "So, um.. what all goes into this potion-making stuff? Is it just throwing things into a cauldron, like I hear it is? I'm actually pretty curious."

There is now a Cream Wolf poking around the shop. It sniffs the shelves curiously, carefully maneuvering its large body and trying its best not to knock anything down. It rests itself by the shop's main window, soaking in the sun and the attention it brings itself and the shop.

"oh- hey- be- huh.."

Prune juice was about to start freaking out at the fact there was A WHOLE ASS CREAM WOLF in his store, but was surprised to see how carefully it maneuvered around and found somewhere to lay down.

He carefully approaches, taking careful steps with a hand on Prune jellys bottle just in case.

"hey there... Big guy.. what are you doing in here..?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

You've got mail!

[He got pipebomb'd]

"A—"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"Huh? What do you mean by that? Is there something going on in this place?" He tilts his head, and Elysium sits down between the two men.

"The Beasts were here.. prying eyes... are you, um, good, bub?? Do you need help?? Blink twice if you need h—wait, your eyes are closed."

There is now a Cream Wolf poking around the shop. It sniffs the shelves curiously, carefully maneuvering its large body and trying its best not to knock anything down. It rests itself by the shop's main window, soaking in the sun and the attention it brings itself and the shop.

"oh- hey- be- huh.."

Prune juice was about to start freaking out at the fact there was A WHOLE ASS CREAM WOLF in his store, but was surprised to see how carefully it maneuvered around and found somewhere to lay down.

He carefully approaches, taking careful steps with a hand on Prune jellys bottle just in case.

"hey there... Big guy.. what are you doing in here..?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"A WHAT WILL WHAT"

Do u want to adopt this very cute (not destructive ) gubby? It might even help you in battle :3!

"Uh.."

"What's a.. gubby?? Is that some type of wolf?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"Huh. You're quite the accomplished sort. Well, any friend of my wolves is a friend of mine. Do you mind if I hang around for a bit? This place is.. kinda strange to me. I'm not really used to all the magic."

There is now a Cream Wolf poking around the shop. It sniffs the shelves curiously, carefully maneuvering its large body and trying its best not to knock anything down. It rests itself by the shop's main window, soaking in the sun and the attention it brings itself and the shop.

"oh- hey- be- huh.."

Prune juice was about to start freaking out at the fact there was A WHOLE ASS CREAM WOLF in his store, but was surprised to see how carefully it maneuvered around and found somewhere to lay down.

He carefully approaches, taking careful steps with a hand on Prune jellys bottle just in case.

"hey there... Big guy.. what are you doing in here..?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"Wha- huh?!"

The Gubbys attach to him with static electricity. He cannot move.

"HEY!! Get OFF, you silly little rabbit- THINGS!! Gah!!"

Do u want to adopt this very cute (not destructive ) gubby? It might even help you in battle :3!

"Uh.."

"What's a.. gubby?? Is that some type of wolf?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

Do u want to adopt this very cute (not destructive ) gubby? It might even help you in battle :3!

"Uh.."

"What's a.. gubby?? Is that some type of wolf?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"The beasts..?" His eyes narrow. "Hmh. I don't suppose one of them was Mystic Flour Cookie, was it?" Elysium whines at the mention of the Beast of Apathy, getting up to stick close to his companion. He sighs.

"Either way, your collection is quite impressive, um... oh. I don't think I caught your name. I'm Crunchy Chip Cookie, stranger. Nice to meet you."

There is now a Cream Wolf poking around the shop. It sniffs the shelves curiously, carefully maneuvering its large body and trying its best not to knock anything down. It rests itself by the shop's main window, soaking in the sun and the attention it brings itself and the shop.

"oh- hey- be- huh.."

Prune juice was about to start freaking out at the fact there was A WHOLE ASS CREAM WOLF in his store, but was surprised to see how carefully it maneuvered around and found somewhere to lay down.

He carefully approaches, taking careful steps with a hand on Prune jellys bottle just in case.

"hey there... Big guy.. what are you doing in here..?"