Okay yeah, sex is great and all, but have you ever bold-canceled a stinger into volcano?
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THIS IS SLANDER. I ONLY LISTEN TO ASMR ON YOUTUBE DOT COM AND NOT LIVE STREAMS.
I DEMAND TO KNOW EITHER A, WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER, OR B, WHAT STREAM WAS THIS SO I CAN LISTEN AS WELL.
>be me >listening to asmr stream in background, vibing and thriving >streamer suddenly whispers the sweetest "crunchy faggot~" directly into my ear >wait what.jpg >double take at stream chat >StreamElements: "Thanks for following, Crunchy_Maggot!" this website has poisoned my brain
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deepleffen's tweets have done irreparable damage to my vocabulary, but this one is engraved especially deep in my brain

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Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I鈥檓 not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there
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Y'all ain't seen mashing until you've seen this
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i have neither a good imagination or aphantasia, but a secret third thing
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Seto Kaiba joins Twitter solely to laugh at Elon鈥檚 floudering
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