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My siblings, both under 10 yrs old, are making transgender play dough people without even knowing what that is. Hate is not natural. It is learned.

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I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

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Have u moved on from eating tubs of frosting or not?

God I love eating tubs of frosting. Nothing brings me more joy then cracking open a fresh tub o plastic and just going to town. Sometimes I wont even use a spoon fork, or utensil. Just palm deep in the icing, scooping it in. The consistency that of icing. Beautiful, smooth, tasty. I awake from my trance when its over. My can empty and the joy over. But its ok. I have the next tub to look forward to, whenever she shall make herself known to me, I will be there.

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Have u moved on from eating tubs of frosting or not?

God I love eating tubs of frosting. Nothing brings me more joy then cracking open a fresh tub o plastic and just going to town. Sometimes I wont even use a spoon fork, or utensil. Just palm deep in the icing, scooping it in. The consistency that of icing. Beautiful, smooth, tasty. I awake from my trance when its over. My can empty and the joy over. But its ok. I have the next tub to look forward to, whenever she shall make herself known to me, I will be there.

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Some days I open Ao3 and think “Oh wow I hope nothing sad happens ever” and then I start reading a marauders fic because wow that’s certainly a reality check

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hey girl what’s hot and new with you

Thinking about making a grilled cheese

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Harry & padfoot <3

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don’t hmu just remember barty and evan never met in crimson rivers

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Regulus, as a cat animagus, would bring his friends dead mice probably

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i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

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Remus: I find it hilarious when you're the quiet/introverted kid and the teacher always sends people who are too talkative in class next to you because they know you wont talk. 

Remus: Bad and naughty children get put with the Silent Man to atone for their crimes.

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i want tk shrink Marlene McKinnon and out her in my pocket pretty please

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There was a year where James was above the age of consent and Regulus was below it, meaning that every time James pissed him off, Regulus threatened to call the police.

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Regulus *while staring at James*: Glasses are the absolute sluttiest thing a man can wear

Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK REG I ASKED WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS

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sirius wears a black leather jacket

and marlene wears a red leather jacket

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Part 5

Benjy: Hey, what are you doing in this unused classroom?

Regulus: Reading. What are you doing here?

Benjy: Prefect rounds. I know your boyfriend is serving detention here. I was sent to check he's actually cleaning like he's supposed to.

Regulus, gesturing to James across the classroom: As you can see, he's doing an awful job but he's doing it.

Benjy: He'd do a better job if he kept his eyes on what he's doing, but instead he's watching me talk to you. I don't think I've seen him blink since I came in.

Regulus: He's recently convinced himself that you have nefarious plans to whisk me away.

Benjy, sitting far too close to Regulus: What if we pretended I do?

Regulus, smirking: It would serve him right for having so little faith in me.

Benjy, leaning in to whisper: I wonder what he'd do if I just-

James, charging forward: AWAY WITH YOU, FOUL PHILANDERER!

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remus is "crawling back to you" by hozier

sirius is "crawling back to you" by arctic monkeys