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So I introduced my friend to the queen/bohemian rhapsody fandom and I was showing her the band members and the actors who played them. I show her a picture of brian May

This one

and start talking about what he plays and how he’s really smart and he built his own guitar..etc. And suddenly I hear her say this under her breath: “such floof, must touch”. I looked at her and she looked at me as if she said nothing. I continue cause I think I am going crazy then she says again a bit louder “FLOOF” and honestly yes.

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This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

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Brian May photographed by Mick Rock 1973//1974

↳ “Every time I photographed Brian, I noticed that he had this quality of innocence that he still seems to hold onto to this day. I never got the sense that he had any particular interest in living an “alternative” or hip” lifestyle. He just seemed to want to write and play music. He was and still seems to be essentially eclectic and very bright. He was this wildly experimental guitarist with an academic bent that lent so much to Queen’s sound.” - Mick Rock

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b/w brian may lockscreens (requested by riddle-stillettos)

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My favorite pictures of Brian Harold May

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Today I will be rating queen naked

1)

10/10 good, wholesome, the og

Blank expressions, cosy Fred and model Bri, would look at again.

2)

9/10 they’re all trying not to laugh and it’s cute but also Brian may be having a stroke save him.

Extra points for Roger’s little smirk and Deaky’s only mild change from the previous deadpan stare.

3)

-149/10 they look so scared what is happening save them

(John = :|)

4)

30000/10 (I wish there were capital numbers)

ROGER ARE YPI WEARING LACY FUCKING UNDERWEAR??? EXPLAIN TO ME MY GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY? PUT THAT CHEEKY GOD DAMN SMILE AWAY YOURE WORRYING THE CHILDREN

(Deaky stares, for he knows)

5)

8/10 a little too sensual for me

There’s a lot going on here I need a minute to not feel like I’m being called to an ethereal orgy.

But then again isn’t that what queen is all about?

6)

10/10 very good I’m in love

Why is it fluffy at the bottom? We may never know, but my dad has eyeliner on and his nipples out and I’m okay with that.

Conclusion: John Deacon has one facial expression and he will change for no man, clothed or otherwise.

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Dave Mustaine and David Ellefson

Not my GIF

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Dave Mustaine and David Ellefson 

Interview in Denmark, 1995 [X]

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Chris Broderic, David Ellefson and Kerry King/SLAYER (January,2011,BURRN!)

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Dave Mustaine (January,2011,BURRN!)

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Dave Mustaine (June,2010,BURRN!)

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Megadeth (October,2001,BURRN!)

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Dave Mustaine (June,2000,BURRN!)

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Thrash metal expectations: wOOyEAH METAL!¡ 2FAST4U!!! MEHTUHL UP YER ARSE!.. THRASH0rDIE.. LONG HAIR & SWEAT.. BULLET BELTS!!!

Thrash metal reality: Dads

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brian in his purple striped shirt at ridge farm, 1975