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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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thinking about character specific speech bubbles

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Eridan eating those shark gummies…

this ones from januraru 31st

if past me saw this hed be like wtf bitch i thought u were only gonna do shitty stuff in mspaint. WELL GUESS WHAT BITHC I CAN DO WHATVERERE THE FUCK I WANT. anyways i cant believe i never drew this idiot with his gorgeous black lipstick

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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Help Me! That Time My Boyfriend Pupated Into His Adult Cocoon Wrongly While I Was At Work And I Didnt Know How To Take Care Of Him Because I Dont Know Much About The Disgusting Bits Of Alien Biology!!

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Guys our Kismesis literally just died what are y'all doing???

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vriska terezi and june shopping at JC penny

jcpenny..... *takes a drag* now that's a name i havent heard in a long time

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just been informed that “2x combo” is apparently a homestuck reference. i have never read homestuck and any suggestions towards the fact WILL be taken to civil court. taking suggestions for new ways i can note cats of the same color on a post

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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

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happy 4/13

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✨🎂 Happy 413!! ♡🎂✨

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neil banging out the tunes homestuck style

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Karkat is trapped in a room filled with 500 soft and friendly kitty cats. where he has to spend at least 5 minutes in said room petting them or a rope around his ankle will drag him out, allowing him to leave.

you would not believe the amount of ai generated slop i found trying to look up "room full of cats."

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vieja lesbiana

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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

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Happy Homestuck Day to those who celebrate, my friends and I had a party and I tried to feed Karkat a cracker (he didn't like it)

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davepetasprite crying because takis are too spicy for them