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You: dead ass

Me, an intellectual: deceased donkey

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You: sugar daddy

Me, an intellectual: glucose guardian

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You mean descend

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

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As a pregnant woman, my body contains eight limbs, and therefore this is the closest I’ll ever be to being a spider….

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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When boys say “cramps aren’t that bad.”

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Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

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just another day at the park

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meet Laquisha and Tyrone..Tyrone is my friend's son and Laquisha is Tyrone's crush. They BOTH give face autographs with scissors! Isn't that sweet? They're both adorable and nice kids :)

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swimmer: every pool tastes different i swear!!!!!!

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WOAH FOLKS! WHAT A STEAL!

Was………….73.59

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no, they hitch a ride on a human

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building