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“i mean, maybe one day i can reach the same level as badassery -- badassness? i don’t know, whatever -- as you. you make it seem like it’s the worst thing. hey if i go through with this, you can come look after me in my sickbed too if you want. the more, the merrier.”

“i guess you have a point. not everyone can take risks like I do. you’re scared, and it’s totally understandable. besides, I love Natalia too much to subject that her to that. but you’re still missing out, cruz.”

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“i do hope so, the kid needs to learn the meaning of the word ‘fun’. no, i just think he has it out for me, to be honest.”

“maybe someday he’ll see it differently. oh goodness – while i don’t think he’d ever actually rip my throat out, i’ll be sure to steer clear of singing it around him. options are always good and you’re quite welcome my friend!”

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“that’s not how the song goes!”

“— c’mon it’s lovely weather to murder a human named cruz.”

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“i’m not sensitive! can’t i be hurt when my childhood friend neglects me and my feelings? do you want a list? i can give you a list! you are an evil little man, do you know that?!”

“i’m no such thing, you’re just sensitive. you’re a grown man, comfort yourself. maybe i will then. what the hell do you have to get back at me for? it always does, bud. i completely disagree. it’s much more fun when her and i team up against you, because she’ll get upset if you get mad so you can’t, meaning we can do everything in our power to mess you up.”

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text message ✉ cruz

riley: woah woah woah

riley: i am coldhearted & tough as steel don't you dare go spreading rumors

riley: it's ok, man. you probably wouldn't be able to keep up with me anyway :P

cruz: i'm going to tweet about how kind and considerate you are. i'll even include a screenshot of this conversation :) if i was there rn i'll be pinching your cheeks. i might pinch them when i see you later!

cruz: ummmm is that a challenge???

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text message ; cruz

sora: ugh... fine, but only if you insist. buy enough so i can make a lot, i want there to be leftovers for bella.

sora: stop it cruz, you're gonna make me blush. i'll remember to put my sexy pasta-cooking clothes on for you

cruz: will do! and i'm sure she's going to love it! she adores your cooking. she says it's better than mine, but we all know that's not true

cruz: jk, it is. i don't know where she got her cheekiness from, honestly.

cruz: sexy pasta cooking clothes? okay now i'm just imagining a bikini made out of pieces of macaroni.

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text | ✉ | cruz

rj: ouch

rj: we can still fuck though right?

cruz: yes

cruz: but maybe you should work on asking in a sexier way

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&. text to { —cruz.}

Aspen: i'm takin' that as a yes

Cruz: well, not exactly. i keep forgetting that you're not 21 yet and you still need a fake. it's cute 😊

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“exactly, there’s so many things that science can’t explain. like, did you know the sun’s atmosphere is hotter than its surface. like, how is that possible? don’t get me started on aliens.” he slowly grins. “i’m not faking, i promise!”

“i believe you, man, i believe you. i 100% agree; some people are so convinced that supernatural shit is fake just because it hasn’t been proven by science. that doesn’t mean it’s not real! stop it, i know you’re faking.”

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he smirks. “i can recall a few times you’ve made that statement, most of which were when neither of us were fully clothed.” cruz’s eyebrows pucker together and his lips pull into a grimace and he covers his ears with his hands. “stop it, talia. i mean it!” 

“more like self-proclaimed favorite person seeing as i don’t exactly remember making such a statement,” she teases. “you know what i hear helps when studying gets you stressed out? singing. particularly christmas songs. involving reindeer with red noses.” ignoring his request, the smirk returns fully to natalia’s lips as she continues where she left off, “ …and donner and blitzen, but do you recall the most famous reindeer of allll? aw, c’mon, stop frowning.”

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i’ll do proper replies tomorrow when i’m not 3/4ths dead.

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( & | text; cruz

Taron: did you just....give me a nickname...that is a single letter?

Taron: damn cruz i though i meant more to you than just one letter let me go dig you a well and push you in it

Taron: a lot of things. for one, sleep.

Cruz: I sure did, T.

Cruz: Wow. Harsh. T sounds cool though, don't you think? Like just imagine someone (me) walking up to you on the street like "wassup t"? I guarantee everyone around us will be like "wow his nickname is t? he must be cool! i wonder what t stands for? it's so sexy and mysterious that we don't know"

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text message ; cruz

sora: shut up, i'm the one who offered lunch, i'll get everything we need. i'm just teasing, dork, i'd be happy to make it for us, you know that

sora: you can just sit and be pretty while you watch me be pretty in return :)

cruz: heeeey i'm the one eating your food it's the least i can do

cruz: okay, i'm a fan of that plan. you do realize i'm the winner here, right? i get to sit and watch a beautiful girl make pasta. i don't think there's anything in the world more sexier than that.

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text message ✉ cruz

riley: you can have a slice too, since i'm feeling nice. but make sure bella gets the bigger one she's cuter than you

riley: weLL FUCK YOU TOO

cruz: you are such a sweetheart, who knew you were a big softie??? and hey buddy, i'm not gonna argue with you, she is pretty cute

cruz: i'm flattered riley, but you're just not my type :(

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text | ✉ | cruz

cruz: less public like... in the confines of your apartment, maybe?

rj: you read my mind

rj: so how bad am i at this just tell me now

cruz: i'll give you a 2/10

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text message ✉ cruz

riley: well you can take a slice for Bella and buy her something nice with the money you're getting

riley: merry Christmas or whatever

riley: like no anchovies and no ONIONS ONIONS ARE THE DEVIL'S FOOD

cruz: fiiiine!

cruz: anchovies and onion pizza coming right up!