Sorry freaks I saw an owl on the walk. Gotta owlpost
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wahoo!!
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is it bad that i didnt question this and decided it was real until i saw the url
Neil Gaiman quit Tumblr because someone decided to send him a terrible crossover fic of Good Omens, Deltarune, and Brooklyn 99 in which he was a character and there was a scene of him pegging Jake Peralta.
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id really like to read a book about midnight. like shes not a main character but she’s definitely an important one. she mentions that shes travelled a long ways, and has spoken to foxes, rabbits, and interestingly enough, other cats that do not speak the same as the clan cats. she could be referring to the tribe cats but they still speak the same language, although using different words for clan roles.
either way id really really want to read about how exactly she was chosen to communicate with starclan and how she learned the tongue of other animals. it would be a compelling read. i definitely think the erin hunter team could get a full length book out of it, but even if it was just a novella i would still want to read it.
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who up pushing their boulder
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people on tumblr can never say “i have anxiety” it’s always gotta be some shit like “obbghhhg the scaryfulness persists”
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can porn bots please stop following my account jfc. i get 2-3 of them a day and it’s been happening for the past 10 days or so
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my bad i died for a bit
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the horrors are returning everyone!!!! clap if you’re excited for the horrors
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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did the most dramatic inhale only for my sneeze to absolutely VANISH on me
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just had maybe my most autistic thought of all time lads
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You galloped on the playground in elementary school because you thought you were a horse, I did it because I thought I was an andalite.
We are not the same.
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<3
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